Anyone want to formulate some system to create fake Ebay accounts and bid the scalpers way up only to not pay them and do this continuously until come Coachella they are holding their dicks. I'd love to start something here with all you other bitter kids to try and fuck these scum suckers some how. Doesn't have to be Ebay we could just find their homes and kidnap their pets or crap on their doorsteps I don't know. Pull a number 6 on them. I'm open to suggestions.

And anyone reading this who has their tickets and some opinion on when I should have bought mine or what I should be spending my time doing instead I'm really not interested in your theories. I have tickets but no thanks to scalpers and really I'm just tired of scum like them.