I'm positive that none of you know me outside of feather, and she only knows me a little bit. There is a good reason for this. I've been taking a Marine Biology class in Mexico since March, and effectively stopped posting at that time. Why you ask? Because I had to lie to my professor/class and tell them I was going to "my cousin's wedding" just to go to coachella this year, and I didn't want any of my nosey classmates (there are only 8 of them) making the connection that I was pullin' a fast one by seeing me on the coachella board all the time (your commitment to the board can't be half-ass or you'll get flamed, we all know this). So, as a very small token of my appreciation, I bought the inflatable dolphin everyone was hitting during the Bloody Beetroots down here in Mexico (I'm here now finishing up the class). I was pleased that the dolphin (aptly named El Delfine Diana), had a warm reception from the crowd and even the beetroots themselves. I knew she was a little slut to the touch, but she really whored herself out during their set, as I saw most people coppin' a feel. I dedicate the dolphin to all of the boardies for the time and effort they put into this here board, as it wouldn't be what it is without you (even the kids who constantly get flamed!). Hope ya'll had a great time, and see ya next year!
P.S. I wonder if there's a story behind the Groove Armada shark? probably not....
P.P.S. If you are a boardie who doesn't like the beetroots......sorry? lol