"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
Your bodies don't have to be touching to dance.
If you randomly walk up to a girl and rub your crotch on her....I doubt they will like you.
Try actually dancing. Once the music stops and your are done dancing. Then go for it....
New York Ice Cream TV Travel Good Times
In the Sahara, sexcapades are abundant and I will never forget my '09 my my my.... brazilan girl @ plump dj's you was oh so fine
I busted in on some chick blowing some stoner at the white toilets by the Outdoor stage.
Awww, young love.
Disclosure - October 12 - Reno, NV.
Treasure Island Music Festival - October 19 - San Francisco, CA.
Portugal, The Man - October 22 - Reno, NV.
Cut Copy - October 31 - Reno, NV.
Phoenix w/ Alt-J - December 5 - Reno, NV.
COACHELLA '07, '08, '09, '11, '13
I had at least half a dozen cute young-ish girls in and near the sahara come up to me, hug and kiss me and ask me if I was a raver. hehe. I'm blaming feather for the candee and encouraging me to put on sparkles.
Hey everyone, sorry for being so close-minded before and using personal examples to put your Coachella fun down. I realize I can't judge you all for what you do because of what some rotten tomatoes I've known in life have done. For all I know, you all could be very nice, calm party-friendly folks who are warm souls even if you choose to get a bit cozier than usual to strangers.
That's all I have to say, really.
its ok pierogihead
Last edited by jdaws; 04-23-2009 at 11:05 PM.