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    Saw a guy shrooming near the tables by the terrace. He continuously screamed at people telling them they were too fat to sit by him and that he only likes skinny people. Then he proceeded by standing up and announcing to everyone that, "I NEED A BEST FRIEND, I AM LOOKING FOR A BEST FRIEND!! YOU MUST BE OLDER THAN 18, SKINNY, AND POSSIBLY LIVE IN CANADA!" This went on for at least 15 minutes and a lot of people left the area. My boyfriend asked him what he was on and he said shrooms. The guy continued to shake and sweat while grabbing onto a pole for dear life. Then he crawled on the floor and sat next to a girl at a nearby table and began yelling that he wasnt crazy and started grabbing her face. He seemed pretty harmless, just a bad trip.

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    Only saw coke at Kid Cudi, I'm sure it was in the campgrounds too.
    everything else was weed, shrooms, or acid...or dab, or molly, or 2ce

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    What is dab?
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    hash oil.
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    I heard that Caesar Chavez was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America.
    "Some people just need a hi-five in the face."

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    I'm on the rail for Bryan Ferry week 1. This bro and his girlfriend push through everyone and are right next to me. About a minute in, he leans into me and says, "I don't mean to be a dumb ass, but who is this?"
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    2 oz blended whiskey
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Camping neighbours took acid, had the following conversation: "oh man. Jay-Z and Beyonce. Shitttt. Do you guys watch Game of Thrones? When that King makes prostitutes have sex and just watches them? That's Jay-Z and Beyonce."

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    Quote Originally Posted by athenakay View Post
    Camping neighbours took acid, had the following conversation: "oh man. Jay-Z and Beyonce. Shitttt. Do you guys watch Game of Thrones? When that King makes prostitutes have sex and just watches them? That's Jay-Z and Beyonce."
    That is brilliant

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    I like how kvnty got a SDSU coed to reminisce about getting serviced while a tampon was still inserted...I believe I even saw tears...at camp, Thurs Wknd1
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    "getting serviced?" Is that what you folks are calling it nowadays?
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Does he not have pants on?? hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    I like how kvnty got a SDSU coed to reminisce about getting serviced while a tampon was still inserted...I believe I even saw tears...at camp, Thurs Wknd1
    Aw, poor, Emily. I was her only friend, and that includes those little bitches and that chubby queen she came with. Those mean girls from Portland behind us had no mercy on her every time she walked by to go inside or outside her campsite. I've never witnessed such brutality in my life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by athenakay View Post
    Camping neighbours took acid, had the following conversation: "oh man. Jay-Z and Beyonce. Shitttt. Do you guys watch Game of Thrones? When that King makes prostitutes have sex and just watches them? That's Jay-Z and Beyonce."
    Oh. my. God. HAHAHAHA!
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