Shitty quality I know, but funny as hell.
Some 15 yo Dre fan said - "Why are they called At the Drive-in? That's stupid, they should be At the Drive-thru"
St.Vincent-Florence-BrandNew-Desaparecidos-OFF-ChicanoBatman-MŘ-NightTerrorsOf1927-Drake... nah, just kidding, Fuck Drake
My favorite: After leaving the Outdoor pit at Refused for some air, I overheard a guy and girl talking quietly, "... I don't know, this isn't very dancey." "Well, let's just wait and see." Two minutes later girl taps my shoulder and asks what stage this is. "Wait, so this isn't the main stage?" I desperately wanted to ask them how long they were standing there before they realized that they were not watching SHM, but I was laughing.
After I took this pic, I noticed some legs up the air.
Why would a woman wear this?
Judging from her breast size and shoulders, that is actually not a woman.
We still talk about this to this day.
After Dre & Snoop, My girlfriend and I got back to our tent on the corner of N. 106th and we had our tent open and were just watched the big crowds of people go by. I wanted to get ready for bed, so I wanted to take out my contacts, but I need her mirror, so I could see what I was doing. I held the mirror in my lap as I was arching my back forward to take out the contacts when a dude came up to our tent and said "Excuse me... are you guys doing blow?" Both me and the girlfriend stared blankly at him for a full second before saying no, and could barely contain our laughter as he walked away.
Also, on Thursday evening at the campsite, about a yard away from our spot was some horse manure. The gf and I played a game where we counted how many people walking by stepped in it. After about 15 minutes, roughly 15 people had stepped on it, mostly guys, but only one or two girls in flip flops. The ratio was too frequent, so we stopped counting after that point.
A bro was debating with his friend whether or not to see Dre and Snoop. He says:
"It'd be cool, but I think it would be a lot more fun to get super drunk, push to the front for Avicci, and rage"
Nov 6th - Deerfhoof at the Echoplex
Nov 7th - The Red Krayola at REDCAT
Nov 11th - Kendrick Lamar at the Wiltern
Nov 13th - Yo La Tengo at the Ace Hotel
Dec 10th - Kamasi Washington at Club Nokia
Dec 11th - The Bug Feat Earth and Liz Harris at the Masonic Lodge at Hollywood Forever
ya it is...i'd laugh with my friends if I heard someone suggest getting drunk and seeing avicci > dre & snoop
While waiting for Radiohead to start, there were two fucked up idiots doing nothing but annoying myself and the people around me. One kept trying to talk to some girl but she wasn't interested so he called her a cunt. We all got pissed at him for that so he left. A few minutes, he comes back and apologizes to the girl saying that he "doesn't want bad vibes, especially before Radiohead starts."
In everyone's defense, none of these stories are very funny.
12/5: Deerhunter @ 9:30 Club
12/6: Deerhunter @ Union Transfer
12/9: Kiasmos @ Mezzanine
12/11: HEALTH @ The Independent
1/1: Ed Davenport @ f8
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
My husband was walking through the beer garden with a beer in each hand and a young girl nudged him slightly and made him spill a couple of drops from each cup. He yelled very forcefully, "God dammit, son of a bitch!" The girl jumped and cowered in fear. Jim and I just laughed.
I thought "I hope they play Idiotic" was funny. :/
Boosh has Coldchella'd this thread.
Teri Suaréz, during the Le Butcherettes, first took off her apron and tossed it into the crowd. Then she threw her shoes. A couple of bottles of water. Then she tossed her entire keyboard into the crowd - thought she was gonna kill someone. Anyways, some lucky fellow left the set with a keyboard.
In line for water refill while Jeff Mangum's playing nearby...
Girl to presumed boyfriend: Someone's covering Neutral Milk Hotel over there!
Posted this in another thread but it's more appropriate here, weekend 1:
These are all stories from the same, cracked out neighbors by the way.
Early Saturday morning, around 5 AM, I was the only one in my tent awake, and I hear a girl start shivering quite loudly outside of my tent. I start tripping out because...well that's fucking weird, and she wouldn't stop. She went over to my friend's tent and scratched on the tent until they opened up. My friends asked her where she was camping (literally 20 feet away) but she had no idea where she was and basically couldn't form a sentence. My friends had to take her in and let her sleep in their tent for the night, and when we were talking about how weird it was in the morning, her friend came over and said, "hey, that girl that you're talking about is with us, can we get her from your tent?"
Sunday night: right after the festival ended, one of the girls in the tent was getting completely chewed out by another girl, it was absolutely hilarious, shit like "YOU NEED TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND," "YOU'RE SO FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE."
Later on in the night, around 3 AM, one of the dudes began pissing outside while one of the girls was watching him (I can only assume this is what was happening based on what I heard). They were amazed at how much he was peeing. I'm not joking. Every few seconds, I'd hear the girl say stuff like "it just keeps going!!!" They were so stoked that this was happening. Once he finished peeing (I will never forget this), he told her "you have to make sure to shake it off after you're done, most girls don't know this but it leaves a huge mess if you don't."
amazingly stereotypical loud meatheads from Long Island (they were really nice, but some of the shit they were saying was hilarious). Imagine all of these with a heavy New York accent.
Bro 1: "Bro, are you alright?"
Bro 2: "Yea I'm aight bro."
Bro 1: "Aight, then don't do any more coke, just smoke some weed or drink or something"
Quote 2: "I was talking to this girl when I was on e bro, my pupils were the size of my fuckin' eye"
Last edited by Zero23; 04-23-2012 at 10:00 AM.