My friend didn't want to lose his spot for Jonsi so he resorted to peeing in an Odwalla bottle. This proved to be quite difficult since it was pretty packed so let's just say that the people around us weren't too pleased. He got the job done though & with 5 minutes to spare!
Meeting the fabulous female rapper "B-RYAN" in the Red Bull tent while cooling off... she kept telling me and my friends about how she was going to work with Tiesto one day - calls herself "a rapping Madonna". She gave us her card and was really nice. She interrupted her self promotion rant a few times to let us know that she was on drugs.
Wasn't something I overheard but something I said to my friend.
I had told him all about the Aidz Needles phenomenon the day before, and on Sunday night in the middle of Plastikman I whispered in his ear: "Aidz."
He lost his shit.
Best thing I heard this year should not even be funny but I just can't help it. Some poor teenage girl was so out of her mind that she was pushing her way though the Sahara asking, "Does anyone recognize me?".
Originally Posted by Sleeping Lion
My new gay friend who was camping with us banged a small Asian looking Canadian in the porta potty...
My new gay friend who was camping with us banged a small Asian looking Canadian in the porta potty near the general store in our camp site. He then said while they were "going at it" the door flung open. I lmao all night long after hearing that shit.
Saved two girls at DFA. Come at me karma.
lol i have a couple:
First, during Gorillaz first song, when that Squid thing on the screen opened it's eye, some guy off to the side of me yelled "OH GOD! WHAT THE FUCK? OH MY GOD!" then the yelling to further away, i think he bolted. I almost died laughing.
A couple of our neighbors told us how they were going around all day Sunday saying "Oh my god i can't believe Jay-Z is gonna go on with Gorillaz" trying to start a rumor. Later that day i heard from at least 4 different people walking around "OMG JAY-Z TONIGHT TOO!" it was pretty epic.
Best T-shirt i saw "Your Favorite Band Sucks." not sure why but it made me laugh.
mine was under the crane right after gorillaz, some girl was huddled up against the planter high off her ass. she kept popping her head up and yelling "where is that COMING from!?" Poor girl said she hasn't stopped tripping since friday and she wants it to stop..
Last edited by dontpanic; 04-20-2010 at 08:12 PM.
Originally Posted by Sleeping Lion
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for booze, I can tell you I don't have any top shelf liquor. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career in the porn industry. Skills that make me a gift for people like you. If you camp with me, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will bang you.
Either Friday Or Saturday morning I see a guy Running by my campsite completely naked, not even any shoes.
Friday morning I'm walking back to my tent and there's a guy just sitting there on the grass next to my car. I go up to him and the first thing he says is "I'm sorry". He tried to make a wristband from just the smaller part of the wristband, not the part with the chip on it. Give him some water and he says again "I'm sorry"
Monday morning a guy who camping nearby says to me I fell asleep in a bush, I got a bunch of blood on my white t shirt and I don't know how the hell I got there.
my friend get'n comments all weekend that he looked like Zach Galifianakis from the movie Hangover ( the guy with the beard ) . back at camp when we were playing bean bags , a cart of staff members rolled by , and the driver turned completely around , gave my friend a thumbs up , and yelled " THE HANGOVER " . after that , its all we heard all weekend . good stuff
When The Avett Brothers introduced their cello player James, some guy behind me yelled: "Cel llloooo James." Making it sound like Hello.
Also, during Pavement it got completely quiet between songs. After the clapping, the crowd around me stood rapt. Toward the end of the set some guy yelled out "You guys are killing it. Killllll innnnnng ittttt."
A lot of bands have intense names, like "Rigor Mortis" or "Mortuary". We weren't that intense, we called ourselves "Injured". Later on we changed it to "Acapella" when we were walking out of the pawn shop.--Mitch Hedberg
Dude after the last set on Sunday was DANCING his ass off. There was no music playing anywhere, and people were leaving the field. But he was in the middle of the place in his own little world, dancing furiously, as if he was in the Sahara or something. I'm sure he was rolling, but still funny to see.
My Czech friend was really out of it and forgot how to speak english. She's lived here for nearly 10 years and speaks fluently, but she could only say things to me in Czech and I had NO idea what she was saying.
Too many stories from Sunday night. Here is one of them
At about 4am me and my buddy were wandering the campgrounds when we saw two kids lying on the floor, looking/pointing at the sky, and cracking the fuck up. We knew that their minds were as jumbled as ours so we decided to chill with them for a minute. They were telling us about how they bought a grotesque amount of hot-dogs for camping but no one in their camp sight ate any. They decided the next best thing to do with the hot-dogs was too just throw them. So thats what they did. They got groups of +20 people to grab hot dogs and launch co-ordinated attacks on random camping spots. Imagine chilling in your campsite one minute, than having a barrage of hot-dogs fall from the air and land on you. I thought this was funny.
I took their story with a grain of salt, until the next day. I was packing my stuff up and walking to the charging station when I saw them. I shouted "HOT-DOG ME!". Within 5 seconds I had a good 4 hot dogs chucked at me from across the campgrounds. Good stuff.
G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella
Originally Posted by Theijuiel
Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....