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    That's what she said!
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    I saw a woman shit her pants she was so drunk, waiting for the toilet on sunday of 05...it smelled so bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by eskamo951 View Post
    "reeked"
    good for you Merriam-Webster

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    lets use it in a sentence to make sure you fully understand it.

    Kropladop's post reeked of fail

    areyougettinit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Lufs-al-ot View Post
    lets use it in a sentence to make sure you fully understand it.

    Kropladop's post reeked of fail

    areyougettinit?
    *yawn*

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    Kropladop, please tell me your avatar is actually you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kropladop View Post
    *yawn*
    carn mate, its no fun if you dont wanna play!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefachink View Post
    Because I don't see why any security guards would be suspicious enough to actually tear a teddy bear apart.
    I'm sure that's not the first time Someone has tried to sneak something in a stuffed animal. Sorry guy got busted and lost his buds, (they didn't say if he was arrested) but that shit was funny....
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    me and my friends sneaking into coachella on the 18th =]
    for freeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by LinR51 View Post
    me and my friends sneaking into coachella on the 18th =]
    for freeee
    I snuck in and I had to pay.... on the 18th

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    I actually heard ALOT of people doing this in '07 when Rage Played. Either that or alot of people were just trying to come off as being cool. All of there stories were pretty much the same saying they just got past the guy with the ticket gun and ran. That nobody was giving chase. I also saw a HUGE hole in one of the fences by a tent that nobody was gaurding.
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Somebody cool told me that that the huge hole in the fence lead directly to brandon flowers neither regions.

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    Maybe thats why they didn't feel the need to Gaurd it.
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastLos01 View Post
    Maybe thats why they didn't feel the need to Gaurd it.
    HAHAHAHA !

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    Watching everyone's reaction to Kraftwerk in '08. You could tell the people that had never heard them before because they looked so damn confused and perplexed.

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    I remembered when they played "Vitamin" with the visuals.

    The guy next to me asked me if the song was from Dr. Mario.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedonism View Post
    Some guy in a red shirt rolling absolute balls during Peter, Bjorn, and John dancing his ass off by the water refill tent screaming "HOW CAN YOU NOT DANCE TO THIS SHIT!" I can expect that in the Sahara but during PB+J??? It was completely out of place.
    Ha ha that's my friend Mark! We finished a handle of vodka and tequila between five of us in less than an hour. It was also his first mushroom experience. He had a blast! But yaked four times that day haha!

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    wow wasn't aware so many people saw us boning outside of the sahara saturday night

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    "i have too many bags of drugs right now" - recording of plump djs' 2009 set

    classic

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    I just went and re-read this whole thread...GOD, I LOVE COACHELLA!
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    Me & a buddy decided to mush during Pendulum. At one point we left the festival and started heading to the car tripping balls. We were wandering that parking lot for a good 2 hours looking for our car. About half way through our wandering someone caught our attention on the other side of the parking lot. We caught his attention too. We werent doing anything funny or obscure, but for some reason there some reason there was some sort of connection drawing us toghether. We walked up too him and we ask at the same time
    "Dude where the fuck is my car?"
    "I dunno, but im trippin acid."
    "Were tripping shroomz."
    "Peace"
    "peace"

    In retrosepct, the story isnt that funny, the best part about that though is how we caught each others attention from the other side of the parking lot. Its funny how you are on the same mindset as other people that are tripping when you are tripping.
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    1) my friend never pays to get into coachella and he always tries to sneak in so ealier this year when some other idiot decided to run right through the ticket line, my friend sneaked right behind a security guard that was preoccupied looking at the idiot being tackled to the floor.

    2) there were some carboard type trash cans and this guy was taking to his friends no paying attention, walks right into the trash can and flips completly over it then continues walking as if nothing happend. smooth.

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    oh yea and 3) as we were getting into my truck, some white guy was sleeping in the bed of my truck and jumps up and says "oh shit this isnt my truck. sorry guys." and hops out wandering the parking lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardentbiscuit View Post
    I remembered when they played "Vitamin" with the visuals.

    The guy next to me asked me if the song was from Dr. Mario.
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    during morrissey's set I was giving people around me extremely stale gum. its hilarious too me probably know one esle.
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    spelled "no", not "know"

    learn to english

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    thanks doc!!! are you armenian?
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    is Armenian gum always stale ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mickjagger00 View Post
    thanks doc!!! are you armenian?
    does it look like my last name ends in "-ian" and im driving a mercedes wearing ed hardy?

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    in the campsite, i woke up to someone singing a freecreditreport.com song

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