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    Saw a guy shrooming near the tables by the terrace. He continuously screamed at people telling them they were too fat to sit by him and that he only likes skinny people. Then he proceeded by standing up and announcing to everyone that, "I NEED A BEST FRIEND, I AM LOOKING FOR A BEST FRIEND!! YOU MUST BE OLDER THAN 18, SKINNY, AND POSSIBLY LIVE IN CANADA!" This went on for at least 15 minutes and a lot of people left the area. My boyfriend asked him what he was on and he said shrooms. The guy continued to shake and sweat while grabbing onto a pole for dear life. Then he crawled on the floor and sat next to a girl at a nearby table and began yelling that he wasnt crazy and started grabbing her face. He seemed pretty harmless, just a bad trip.

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    Only saw coke at Kid Cudi, I'm sure it was in the campgrounds too.
    everything else was weed, shrooms, or acid...or dab, or molly, or 2ce

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    What is dab?
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    hash oil.
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    I heard that Caesar Chavez was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America.
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    I'm on the rail for Bryan Ferry week 1. This bro and his girlfriend push through everyone and are right next to me. About a minute in, he leans into me and says, "I don't mean to be a dumb ass, but who is this?"
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    Camping neighbours took acid, had the following conversation: "oh man. Jay-Z and Beyonce. Shitttt. Do you guys watch Game of Thrones? When that King makes prostitutes have sex and just watches them? That's Jay-Z and Beyonce."

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    Quote Originally Posted by athenakay View Post
    Camping neighbours took acid, had the following conversation: "oh man. Jay-Z and Beyonce. Shitttt. Do you guys watch Game of Thrones? When that King makes prostitutes have sex and just watches them? That's Jay-Z and Beyonce."
    That is brilliant

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    I like how kvnty got a SDSU coed to reminisce about getting serviced while a tampon was still inserted...I believe I even saw tears...at camp, Thurs Wknd1

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    "getting serviced?" Is that what you folks are calling it nowadays?
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    Does he not have pants on?? hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    I like how kvnty got a SDSU coed to reminisce about getting serviced while a tampon was still inserted...I believe I even saw tears...at camp, Thurs Wknd1
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    Quote Originally Posted by athenakay View Post
    Camping neighbours took acid, had the following conversation: "oh man. Jay-Z and Beyonce. Shitttt. Do you guys watch Game of Thrones? When that King makes prostitutes have sex and just watches them? That's Jay-Z and Beyonce."
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    Sunday night W2 leaving on the yellow path towards the shuttles.....girl sees one of the Empire Polo Club horses. Tells her friends "I am so scared of horses.....I had one kick me in the vagina once!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by giants_303 View Post
    Sunday night W2 leaving on the yellow path towards the shuttles.....girl sees one of the Empire Polo Club horses. Tells her friends "I am so scared of horses.....I had one kick me in the vagina once!"
    What a cunt punt she got
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    I wrote down a few funny things I overheard this weekend on my phone.

    1. Its the Vietnam war and napalm is exploding all over my face.

    2. R. Kelly please piss in my mouth

    3. Hail nipples! Hail nipples! Hail Satan nipples!

    4. In the campgrounds next to the portapotties

    person 1: Hey man did you go to the bathroom?
    person 2: I think so? What do I do now, I don't know where I am?
    person 1: Were going back to camp:
    person 2: Were camping?

    5. Fuck its a rabbit! holy shit.

    6. Hands up if you spent $70 at Walgreens yesterday. Walgreens is the best.

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    Walgreens really is the best.
    This ain't no middle of the mall shit.

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    The Walgreens on Sunset & Vine in Hollywood i, like, the fucking Four Seasons of drug stores.
    Sushi chefs, full liquor store in the back, juices/smoothies, a cafe.... NUTS.
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    Personal favorite from one of the security at the camping shitters: "Careful in there man, its shit-can mountain.."

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    sweeeeet dude i'm stoked to see my old thread alive and well! kinda forgot about this.

    the two white boys who got on the mic at Action Bronson week 2... holy shit that was awesome.
    AB goes down to the crowd with that huge blunt and you hear someone say "yo lemme hit that shit"
    then something like "yeah east side boy here y'all niggas don't know this my ***** action bronson"
    and his buddy "yo wassup you hatin on action bronson you's a lil bitch!" so young, so white, so G.

    also saw a kid come out of the port-o-potty after dropping his phone in.. he was bummed and i'm just like, dude how do you fuck that up?

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    Some people were fucking behind the curtains lining one of the tents, and it was incredibly obvious. They finished surprisingly quickly, and were greeted with a round of applause upon exiting.

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    W1

    "DRAKE TEARS" written in a post-it at a water filling station.

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    convo with random guy ("Andrew") on picnic table in Craft Beer Barn Sunday night:

    me: who do you wanna see?
    Andrew: Drake could be fun
    me: Drake's been playing for the last 25 minutes [could clearly hear the bitch whining on main]
    Andrew: well, Drake can go fuck himself then
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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    convo with random guy ("Andrew") on picnic table in Craft Beer Barn Sunday night:

    me: who do you wanna see?
    Andrew: Drake could be fun
    me: Drake's been playing for the last 25 minutes [could clearly hear the bitch whining on main]
    Andrew: well, Drake can go fuck himself then
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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    convo with random guy ("Andrew") on picnic table in Craft Beer Barn Sunday night:

    me: who do you wanna see?
    Andrew: Drake could be fun
    me: Drake's been playing for the last 25 minutes [could clearly hear the bitch whining on main]
    Andrew: well, Drake can go fuck himself then
    AHAHAHAHAHA!

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    OMG I love this thread, hahaha.

    Oh god, I remember during Cloud Nothings in Gobi at like 2 fkn pm on Friday, we saw a dude sitting on the ground totally dazed and puking. 2 PM ON FRIDAY. DOOOOOOD you're not gonna make it...

    Another one I can definitely remember was toward the back of Jungle, there was a couple dancing, the dude was sooooo out of it and his whole mouth and lips were bright blue (from eating some weird candy or something??) and he kind of kept swaying around licking his gnarly blue lips. Eventually he became intensely fascinated by his girl's back and shoulder and started just licking and slobbering all over her shoulder with his crazyass blue mouth!! it was... oddly fascinating but totally gross.
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    W1: anybody else see the guy in the back left corner of the right pit completely rocking out to War on Drugs with his air guitar and extreme fist pumping?
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    oh man forgot about a conversation between three camping neighbors as I was trying to sleep Thursday night listening to a Dre song
    "man Dre is so west coast."
    -"yeah man west coast style is my shit dude."
    --"i think i like east coast. like what's the difference?"
    "west coast is like Dre and Snoop and that kind of shit."
    -"and like... i think Tupac is west coast right?"
    "i think so.. or is he?"
    "yeah east coast is like Biggie Smalls and like........shit like that."
    --"i dunno i guess.. i feel like i like east coast shit....or west coast i mean."
    -"it's not a feeling dude, like it's not what you feel it's just what you listen to more of."


    white boys at Action Bronson a little after the 4:45 mark lol
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    Acting upon a hot tip from some lads from Albuquerque, we thought we were going to close out Sunday at Gessafelstein but it was so freaking crowded and dank that we thought better and headed over to the Outdoor Theater where we encountered this line dance thingee going' on during Fitz and the Tantrums



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