Let's get this thread back on track and out of the hands of this twat. This isn't your board eat a cheese dick.
Get used to it, dorks. I come here for two reasons... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
Well, yeah. It's my house, after all. Whoring's what I do.
the fuck is this.
May 15-17 - Psycho California
June 6 - The Rolling Stones
June 10 - Melvins
June 20 - Blur
June 24-28 - Glastonbury
July 18 - Death Grips?
July 26 - Faith No More
September 25 - Kraftwerk
OK - it was yesterday at Stagecoach. One of those yellow shirt people was saying "Ladies in the ladies line. Gentlemen in the gentlemen's line." So I asked her which line should I go in since I was not a gentleman, and she hesitates then says "Then get the fuck out of here!"
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Anything with E becomes a dance party. My vacuum cleaner becomes a dance party on E
Quick question, has anyone else here actually held a fetus? They're not very cute.
I was pretty amused with the way this came out. I have no idea who any of these people are.
Some dude was carrying this buddha cat around and said he was a Coachella stock photographer whose assignment was to take pictures of people with buddha cat during the festival. Has anyone seen any of these pictures? Perhaps I was duped?
Sounds like a Coachie clone
I don't get it.
I don't understand what's so funny about people being in the dark about Tupac Shakur, maybe they just haven't been listening to rap and hip hop that long.
In the crowd for the weeknd, girl walking away with her friend:
"I'm not that into Vampire Weekend, let's go."
* Funny girl in an Alpha Chi Something sweatshirt at the main stage weekend 1 (before Justice maybe?) was just rambling with her friends about nonsense and all I heard was:
"Kirby Puckett!!! Rest in PEACE! Legend. I fuckin' wept!"
No, I guess that isn't funny enough, but now it's recorded here forever.
* Trying to meet up with my group weekend 2 while M83 were onstage, I was walking and holding up my light stick for my friends to see me. Then I hear, "Where's he taking us? Follow the light!" I didn't bother to look back, but there was just more and more laughing and shouts of "Follow our fearless leader!" so I turned around to see about 10 Asian kids forming a train behind me dancing and singing "Lead us in!" I also saw my friends just laughing at me, so I had to ditch the kids and told them "I cannot lead you any further; you must go on alone" to which they just started saying "Onward!!!" and "We lost our leader. Keep going."
its hard to laugh when there is no serotonin left