Funny things you saw/overheard

[Nikita]

I saw a guy on Saturday when it was really hot wearing a mexican wrestler mask and no shirt. Then across the field another one with a different mask just walks up out of no where.....did they spot each other and gravitate? Or did they come together? The masks were gimp in nature and the shiny material made them look electric.

[Goatchella]

Don't wizz on the electric gimp!

[jjr024]

Weekend 2 during the Nate Dogg tribute at Dre and Snoop some chick leans over and asks me "what's the big deal about this Nate Dogg guy, is he dead or something"

[frizzlefry]

Yeah I'm done with this thread, the residents grumps have gotten to me, it's like someone killed a unicorn in here.

[Coach Bombay]

SHUT UP, EVERYONE. WHAT IS THIS?

[Fidoosh]

We need more lemon pledge

Consuela

No, No.... You buy.......

[anonimouse]

Mewes answer: "I got some nice ounces out in the car, 300 bucks, you want?"

Motherfucker was on a movie poster no more than 100 feet away.

at least he recognizes the fact that he isnt funny and has a back up plan

[Tikiman]

When John Fogerty came out and people started cheering, these two girls behind me were screaming too and I heard one ask the other "Who is that?" and the other yelled back "I have no idea!". Sure made me feel old when I turned around and said "That's John Fogerty" and her friend didn't her me so she said to the other "It's some guy called John Flow Through Me!" I corrected her and said "He used to play for Creedence Clearwater" and they still had no clue. I'm still not sure why they were cheering so loud. I guess drugs have that effect on people.

[greghead]

What are you gonna do about it? I highly doubt you have any associates who, by means of their employment, are capable of getting revenge on people who disagree with you.

Gold. Truly one of the board's finest moments.

here are 2 weeds stories...
First I was lighting up a j right before the black keys, and I began to pass back and forth with a buddy. This weed-hawk chick rolls next to me for a minute and then asks me if I can blow my hit into her mouth (shotgun).. I give her a flat look of disgust and say "why don't I just pass it to you" and hand her the j. Later she tells me, "hey, are you gonna be here for a while? Gonna grab some water" as if 1 hit made us a crew... I reply "I'll probably be where people don't ask me to blow into their mouths...". If you want in on my j, start an interesting conversation with me and I will pass it, don't ask for some unsanitary shit that makes u look like a crack head (although I appreciated that she was trying to conserve...still nasty from a stranger)

She was trying to fuck you. Hope you had fun jerking off in the shower that night.

[Goatchella]

I'd have told her she can just smoke the joint while she sucks me off.

[thelastgreatman]

Would you now. Aren't you a smooth criminal.

[Mugwog]

I would have passed her the joint and as she's hitting it, I would fake having a seizure and fall into her arms. If she can't save my life, she can't enjoy my weed.

[Goatchella]

I think this guy made all that up anyways.

He was smoking his joint with his mouf breavin buds and looking at a fat chick wishing she would ask for a shotgun blast to the cock sucker

[thelastgreatman]

Holy shit, having a conversation with you in real life must be suicide-inducing.

[core787]

SHUT UP, EVERYONE. WHAT IS THIS?

http://www.hyperflesh.com/

[Goatchella]

Holy shit, having a conversation with you in real life must be suicide-inducing.

Were you sending this towards me?
Please quote my dumb comments if you are directing your own towards me. Thank you.


...and yes...we should have a chat before you kill yourself.

Real life is exactly like the interwebs

[algunz]

I would have passed her the joint and as she's hitting it, I would fake having a seizure and fall into her arms. If she can't save my life, she can't enjoy my weed.

I was prancing across the grass on Saturday night on our way to Miike Snow and there was a quiet circle of boys smoking pot. I planted myself in their huddle and asked for a hit. They handed it to me. I sucked, and they said, "It's laced with PCP. I blew out, laughed, and skipped away saying, "I hope so." I was disappointed.

[Goatchella]

You like to get wet Gunzz

[algunz]

Stop trolling, you little dirty man.

[lostatlimbo]

"Ugh. I don't like the crowd here, let's go see someone else."

- An overdressed hipster girl & friends leaving before the show started (I forget what band it was)

Remember folks, its not who what bands you see at Coachella, its about what crowds you're seen in.

[algunz]

SHUT UP, EVERYONE. WHAT IS THIS?

It's a giant crying baby head. Don't you have eyes?

[Goatchella]

Stop trolling, you little dirty man.

Pcp in a joint is called wet.

Get your mind out of the gutter. Shesh

[amili.oh]

Please tell me it's actually a giant baby head, cos for the longest time I thought it was a person and was scared to death about running into them.

[BackwoodHooligan]

A group of douchers had a giant sign up that said Vegas party or something was blocking everyone's view during flying lotus. So I told my girlfriend to stay put and worked my way up to those people, grabbed the sign, ripped it in half, then threw it into the crowd, and walked back to my girl to dance on. Never been cheered on and thanked so many times by so many people in my life.

[Goatchella]

They did that when I smacked some dude in the head holding up a camera at Amon tobin.
Dude was sour too...but I told him he was ruining the show for everyone behind him.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"Ugh. I don't like the crowd here, let's go see someone else."

Explain how this is funny. Explain it.

[algunz]

Cuz she thought it was funny?

[algunz]

You like to get wet Gunzz

I don't, but thought it was a reasonable response to a group that had clearly passed me a joint that was not. I would have smelled it before I bothered to approach.

BTW, what is with the DMT shit? I smelled it way too often.

[ElBlueblazer]

They did that when I smacked some dude in the head holding up a camera at Amon tobin.
Dude was sour too...but I told him he was ruining the show for everyone behind him.

Id have to fuck you up for messing up my concert bootleg.

[thelastgreatman]

Pcp in a joint is called wet.

Get your mind out of the gutter. Shesh

All PCP is called wet, actually. And generally speaking life is like the internet--morons are still morons, unfunny people like yourself who try so goddamn hard to be scatological are generally dickless wonders, unfunny people are still unfunny.