So me and my buddy are about to arrive at the festival thursday night, and we pull over to hide our shit. We stopped at the club and got a bunch of different weed, all in different little containers, but in one giant bag. We totally thought it would be okay if we were to just shove the bag into our cooler, under some ice and food. We're getting closer to the check point and start to notice how thoroughly the guys in front of us are getting searched, and obviously its too late to make any adjustments so we're just like "fuck it".
There's one white dude that looks like he wants to be a cop, and then a black dude that doesnt really care about being there. We got searched, they checked the front, and then I go around back while the black guy searches my trunk. He opens up the cooler and straight up scrapes the ice on top and grabs the bag like he had seen this a million times. There he is, just holding a bag of like 10-15 grams of top shelf weed, and I can't think of anything else to say besides "AH FUCK....". The black dude looks at me and goes "thats a lot of weed man!" and I just keep saying "fuuuck man". He looks around and leans towards me to say "Hey, we can make a deal here, and I'll let ya'll go. Just give me one of these containers of weed...". Of course I jumped all over that offer, and grabbed one of the containers you couldn't even see into that actually only had maybe a gram left inside! The dude puts the bag back in my cooler and lets us head in.
Long story short, we were dumb and did not hide the shit well enough, got caught, but only ended up losing about 1 out of 15 grams. We went on to have an awesome festival and this story was fun to bring up inconversations with random people I encountered throughout the weekend.