An Objective List of Usernames to Ban For Being Relentlessly Retarded

[kvnty]

The most amusing thing about the board to me is how many PMs female noobs get from the lot of you.

I was getting very uncomfortable. To the point where I just told him straight out I had a wang. That was pretty much the end of it.

[kvnty]

I had a fairly pleasurable experience with said kvnty in lot 8 this year that involved bears, aussies, Salvadorian Beer, and a texan....In other words I know what it looks like in real life

You weren't supposed to tell. LOL!

I'm done. Time to rage with my band, slit lickers!

[heart cooks brain]

You weren't supposed to tell. LOL!

it's posts like this that are confusing, compared to the rest of the felch-fest.

for the record i vote kvnty stays.

[guedita]

The ever powerful heartcooksbrain endorsement.

[guedita]

heart cooks brain

[Neighborhood Creep]

Dumb question, but who is kvnty's avi? I've seen it in gifs and pics, but I know nothing of it

[algunz]

Divine. John Waters' muse. She liked dog shit. It made her a star.

[SoulDischarge]

Dumb question, but who is kvnty's avi? I've seen it in gifs and pics, but I know nothing of it

I'd say you are dead to me, but I guess straight Midwestern boys aren't falling all over themselves to watch early John Waters films. Which is what is wrong with America.

[algunz]

The most amusing thing about the board to me is how many PMs female noobs get from the lot of you.

I didn't. I may have to make an alias just to get validation.

[algunz]

I agree, SD. The world would be a better place if everybody watched more of his movies.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I'd say you are dead to me, but I guess straight Midwestern boys aren't falling all over themselves to watch early John Waters films. Which is what is wrong with America.

Nailed it

[Neighborhood Creep]

Where's the zzz been lately?

[SoulDischarge]

Really though, there's nothing gay about wanting to see a man's anus sing "Surfin' Bird." It's just entertainment, plain and simple.

[SoulDischarge]

Where's the zzz been lately?

Breaking the records for both the longest and most awkward gang bang.

[kvnty]

Where's the zzz been lately?

She entered a local felching contest and pretty sure she advanced to the final round.

[algunz]

Breaking the records for both the longest and most awkward gang bang.

This would be awesome to watch, like a view room above a surgery procedure. Of course with plenty of drinks and blow.

[footixy]

Wasn't this discussed already

Something about DMX barking at zzz and filming it?
Doubt she has the stamina for a gang up

[algunz]

So many f'd up responses running through my head.

[heart cooks brain]

Wasn't this discussed already

Something about DMX barking at zzz and filming it?
Doubt she has the stamina for a gang up

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...=1#post2745780

[amyzzz]

You guys are awful.

[PlayaDelWes]

Bug, put the meme down.

[TomAz]

is it a meme if only one person ever uses it?

[bug on your lip]

it's big in Germany

[kvnty]

He likes telling us over and over and over again that he's gay. Pretty edgy stuff.

Why so fixated on this? You interested, pal?

[TomAz]

Don't knock it. Gribbz is pretty hot.

[Jordanp]

Why so fixated on this? You interested, pal?

Who isnt these days?

[stinkbutt]

Kvnty will grow up to be brokendoll

[kvnty]

only if I'm lucky

[marooko]

cunty, are you gay?

[kvnty]

Are you asking if I'm a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holdin' friend of Dorothy?