There Will Be Blood...

[ballroomdancer22]

yo, monklish....brief synopsis of said screenplays?

[paulthomasanderson]

No need to say more, it's just the masturbating priest for the entire duration. I'm sure the ending is just him walking away with a mess left on the floor. Oh god...

[ballroomdancer22]

"IM FINISHED" hahaha

[Monklish]

The new one--'cause I'm tired of describing the old one--is slightly in the future, the U.S. is engaged in a massive middle east campaign to try to track down small pockets of technological geniuses who rebelled from the Western World to strike deals with the wealthy Islamic funders of terrorism, and has produced secret bases buried deep below the sand capable of massively damaging attacks via gravity weaponry.

[ballroomdancer22]

I dont think PT would want to, nor is capable of directing something like that....is there a big plot twist at the end?

[paulthomasanderson]

The next Saving Private Ryan I bet. Try Michael Bay. He loves nonstop action with ear-bending noise for 2 1/2 hours.

[Monklish]

There's rather big plot twists throughout. I wasn't really interested in PTA directing my scripts though, it's a joke. For one, that's not PTA. Secondly, I like my movies. Why would I want to do that to them?

Incidentally, the main character is a young American soldier who is a rare volunteer for service in an age of constant unwilling draftees, strictly because he has obsessive sadistic homicidal fantasies and so he joins up in the hopes of becoming a member of the new most elite faction in America's military--the Torturers.

[paulthomasanderson]

I'll hook you up with Michael Bay's agent. For your script, I mean.

[ballroomdancer22]

any ideas for a title?

[Monklish]

Anon, for reasons explained in the film.

Don't mention Michael Bay in relation to me, alias.

[paulthomasanderson]

Don't make me use Polanski on you.

[Monklish]

I would sooner get roofied and assfucked by Polanski than pass up a chance to punch Michael Bay in the nose.

[paulthomasanderson]

Try Adrien Brody's nose instead. A Polanski favorite.

[Monklish]

... favorite to do what with, exactly?

[Monklish]

I would sooner roofie Adrien Brody and bang him in the snout than pass up a chance to punch Michael Bay.

[paulthomasanderson]

Pop quiz: What is their association with one another?

[Monklish]

Are we asking stupid questions now?

[paulthomasanderson]

Go take a dump. A Rachel Weisz film's on.

[Monklish]

So we're segueing from asking stupid questions to watching stupid movies?

[paulthomasanderson]

As in The Constant Gardener?

[Monklish]

I was thinking about everything else she ever did. Gardener was almost good.

[paulthomasanderson]

More of an Ellen Page supporter?

[Monklish]

... are those the only two options available? Ugh.

[paulthomasanderson]

Sasha Grey. 3rd option.

[Monklish]

... Can I facefuck Ellen Page?

[paulthomasanderson]

Fine, Elisha Cuthbert.

[Monklish]

Anybody can facefuck her though.

[paulthomasanderson]

Only attractive with the blonde. Sorry.

[ballroomdancer22]

i'd facefuck any of the mentioned

[paulthomasanderson]

Even Weisz?