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  • Alesso

    2 2.27%
  • alt-J

    2 2.27%
  • Jason Bentley

    2 2.27%
  • Drake

    27 30.68%
  • David Guetta

    35 39.77%
  • Hozier

    6 6.82%
  • Vance Joy

    0 0%
  • Kaskade

    2 2.27%
  • Milky Chance

    9 10.23%
  • Other

    3 3.41%
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    Default Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    We all should drop to our knees and thank the Coachella gods for sparing us the likes of Imagine Dragons, Iggy Azalea, Ariana Grande and Maroon 5. Still, there is plenty to hate on this year's lineup. Which of the 2015 performers makes you vomit a little in your mouth? Who is the biggest dick poop?
    F: AC/DC, Nero, Cloud Nothings, Lykke Li, Interpol, George Ezra, Azealia Banks, Todd Terje, Gorgon City
    S: Parquet Courts, Perfume Genius, Danny Tenaglia, Kasabian, Jack White, Royal Blood, TWOD, Chet Faker, What So Not
    S: The Orwells, OFF!, St. Vincent, Gesaffelstein, Joyce Manor, Lil B, Kaskade, Madeon

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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    I'm racist, but it's almost always the hip hop headliner, i.e. Drake.

    (but I really wanted to see OutKast last year)
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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    voting is now live ...
    F: AC/DC, Nero, Cloud Nothings, Lykke Li, Interpol, George Ezra, Azealia Banks, Todd Terje, Gorgon City
    S: Parquet Courts, Perfume Genius, Danny Tenaglia, Kasabian, Jack White, Royal Blood, TWOD, Chet Faker, What So Not
    S: The Orwells, OFF!, St. Vincent, Gesaffelstein, Joyce Manor, Lil B, Kaskade, Madeon

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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    oops, sorry.
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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    Got to be ACDC and Steely Dan.
    fuckin' with the lights on

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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    Look up Milky Chance's live performance on late night, and tell me it isn't complete dick poop.
    Number 1 overrated, unable to perform live, douche nozzles on the lineup.
    DICK POOP FOR SURE.
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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    holy shit, that is some ratchet-ass stinky fucking dick poop.

    F: AC/DC, Nero, Cloud Nothings, Lykke Li, Interpol, George Ezra, Azealia Banks, Todd Terje, Gorgon City
    S: Parquet Courts, Perfume Genius, Danny Tenaglia, Kasabian, Jack White, Royal Blood, TWOD, Chet Faker, What So Not
    S: The Orwells, OFF!, St. Vincent, Gesaffelstein, Joyce Manor, Lil B, Kaskade, Madeon

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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    SUPER BAD, RIGHT?!?!?!

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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    That's gotta be a joke, right? Like, no one butchers their own songs that bad live, right? RIGHT?!!?! WTF! That's horrible
    ACxDC 2015

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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    Jason Bentley shouldn't be on this list...

    The rest are definitely poop.
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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    wait for it ...



    #dickpoop
    F: AC/DC, Nero, Cloud Nothings, Lykke Li, Interpol, George Ezra, Azealia Banks, Todd Terje, Gorgon City
    S: Parquet Courts, Perfume Genius, Danny Tenaglia, Kasabian, Jack White, Royal Blood, TWOD, Chet Faker, What So Not
    S: The Orwells, OFF!, St. Vincent, Gesaffelstein, Joyce Manor, Lil B, Kaskade, Madeon

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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    all them buttonpushers are poop

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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    Why is Jason Bentley on here?
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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    Alt-J is great. How is Drake not winning this? He's such a dickpoop.

    Forget David Guetta, I don't even think he's real.
    Anything is possible...

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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    Quote Originally Posted by mikey1313666 View Post
    Why is Jason Bentley on here?
    he sneered at me in the elevator on the Coachella cruise, that's why.
    F: AC/DC, Nero, Cloud Nothings, Lykke Li, Interpol, George Ezra, Azealia Banks, Todd Terje, Gorgon City
    S: Parquet Courts, Perfume Genius, Danny Tenaglia, Kasabian, Jack White, Royal Blood, TWOD, Chet Faker, What So Not
    S: The Orwells, OFF!, St. Vincent, Gesaffelstein, Joyce Manor, Lil B, Kaskade, Madeon

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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    he sneered at me in the elevator on the Coachella cruise, that's why.
    Also wondering why he got two votes. Guess he does a bit of sneering.
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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    vote, motherfuckers, vote! can't allow Drake to lose this bitch.
    F: AC/DC, Nero, Cloud Nothings, Lykke Li, Interpol, George Ezra, Azealia Banks, Todd Terje, Gorgon City
    S: Parquet Courts, Perfume Genius, Danny Tenaglia, Kasabian, Jack White, Royal Blood, TWOD, Chet Faker, What So Not
    S: The Orwells, OFF!, St. Vincent, Gesaffelstein, Joyce Manor, Lil B, Kaskade, Madeon

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    There is no bigger dick poop in the entire world than David Guetta. Drake doesn't even come close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    vote, motherfuckers, vote! can't allow Drake to lose this bitch.
    No, man. Drake is horrible, yes, but Guetta is worse.

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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ferris Wheeler View Post
    There is no bigger dick poop in the entire world than David Guetta. Drake doesn't even come close.
    Perhaps.

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    No, man. Drake is horrible, yes, but Guetta is worse.
    Probably.

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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    We all should drop to our knees and thank the Coachella gods for sparing us the likes of Imagine Dragons, Iggy Azalea, Ariana Grande and Maroon 5. Still, there is plenty to hate on this year's lineup. Which of the 2015 performers makes you vomit a little in your mouth? Who is the biggest dick poop?
    I want a detailed explination to why Alt J falls under the "dick poop" category. I've met all the guys multiple times and they are the chillest, most humble lads you will come across. I've had conversations with Thom the drummer and he treated me like a friend and nothing like a fan. He even started following me on instagram for god sake! What a dick!

    Not only that but they are all insanely creative/talented musicians. Literally like the last band that belongs in this category lol.
    ACDC, Steely Dan, Tame Impala, Alabama Shakes, Flying Lotus, Porter Robinson, Squarepusher, Action Bronson, Cloud Nothings, Sylvan Esso
    Alt J, SBTRKT, Tyler, Swans, St paul, Cashmere Cat, Until the Ribbon Breaks, Father John Misty, The War on Drugs, Run the Jewels, Royal Blood, Ratatat, Flosstradamus
    Drake, St Vincent, Charles Bradley, Florence, Kaskade, Mac Demarco, Panda Bear, Phil Selway, Gesaffelstein, Lil B

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    Yeah, I was also wondering about Alt J. I mean, I can understand not liking them. I loved the first album and think the second one is super weak. But dick poop? Whats the reasoning?

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    Default Re: Who on the lineup is the biggest Dick Poop?

    ... out of respect for my boardie brethren who can't stand the fucking thought of alt-J I included them in this poll. sure they would have received much more hatred if Drake/Guetta weren't skewing the fuck out of the results. my only regret is not making the poll results public - would love to know who chose that motherfucking cooze Bentley.
    F: AC/DC, Nero, Cloud Nothings, Lykke Li, Interpol, George Ezra, Azealia Banks, Todd Terje, Gorgon City
    S: Parquet Courts, Perfume Genius, Danny Tenaglia, Kasabian, Jack White, Royal Blood, TWOD, Chet Faker, What So Not
    S: The Orwells, OFF!, St. Vincent, Gesaffelstein, Joyce Manor, Lil B, Kaskade, Madeon

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