SAFETY TIPS AT COACHELLA

[aprillynnn]

rent a locker. they are worth every penny.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

DO NOT EAT THE BROWN ACID
I REPEAT
DO NOT EAT THE BROWN ACID

[cr8vbeats]

Not a safety tip but a noteworthy tip: the Monday morning after a majority of the campers have left, i dont know why, but people leave there nice coolers, chairs, new bottles and gallons of water, and i've even come across tents left over. I came back from a coachella trip one year with a car full of folded chairs, extra coolers, and stuff left by people who did not want it.

[lickety_spit]

Not a safety tip but a noteworthy tip: the Monday morning after a majority of the campers have left, i dont know why, but people leave there nice coolers, chairs, new bottles and gallons of water, and i've even come across tents left over. I came back from a coachella trip one year with a car full of folded chairs, extra coolers, and stuff left by people who did not want it.

maybe those people come by plane, buy that stuff there, and can't take it back with them.

[lickety_spit]

don't drink before sundown. less heat=less dehydration.

FANNYPACK! i know it sounds lame, but it saves you some back pain if you carry your shit around your hips rather than in a big heavy purse (ladies) and it frees up your hands to dance around. plus, i got like rugburn or something on my shoulder from my purse strap. i'm in the process of looking for a fairly cute fannypack (if one exists...)

my fanny pack is some bomb ass shit. i wear it with pride.

[lickety_spit]

Safety tip:

Wear pasties when wearing a candy bra. You will surely get munched on or someone will throw water on you.

When wearing the bottom part of the candy bikini, make sure you shaved in the critical areas.

is this for real? who else is going to need to know this besides you?
...and you already know, sooo.....

[adeline3]

my fanny pack is some bomb ass shit. i wear it with pride.

and i'll wear mine with the same pride.

goodwill here i come!!

[dear_amanda]

don't drink before sundown. less heat=less dehydration.

FANNYPACK! i know it sounds lame, but it saves you some back pain if you carry your shit around your hips rather than in a big heavy purse (ladies) and it frees up your hands to dance around. plus, i got like rugburn or something on my shoulder from my purse strap. i'm in the process of looking for a fairly cute fannypack (if one exists...)

Oh, they exsist (:

[mikeymikemikey]

and i'll wear mine with the same pride.

goodwill here i come!!

me rockin a fanny pack at coachella...

[adeline3]

Oh, they exsist (:

where where where???

[Bud Luster]

put a shirt on...

[OnlyNonStranger]

Haha, I was thinking the same thing.

[magenta]

And hats

I think I saw that, it made me quissy. Was it the sweat or what?? Yuck

[CalmerThanYou]

the hat was soaked in lemonade to keep the wearer cool in the heat

[Grant]

Note to self: Don't dump or spill lemonade on yourself at Coachella. Or purchase lemonade, for that matter.

[paganman7]

me rockin a fanny pack at coachella...

This picture just go me really excited. Not because I want to have steamy man secks with you, but because that is my favorite time of the day at Coachella. It's the time of day when all of your day's hard work is finally rewarded with some gorgeous weather. It's the part of the day when I transition from drinking water to diet soda. Oh, glorious diet soda! And most importantly, it's the time of day when the Sahara tent comes alive...I mean truly alive!

[Alligator Bogaloo]

Safety tip:

Don't bring beef jerky. The hot weather & the packaged meat will give you the major shits!!

True story

But if you want to lose 20lbs. In 3 days, go for it.

What about turkey jerky?

[SF_Excuse]

...or buffalo jerky?

[heyeric]

hereeeee comes theeeee sunsettt.

[WilliamTaft]

should i bring my gun.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

should i bring my gun.

probably

[Vic Viper]

should i bring my gun.

Bring 50 guns.

Protips:

1. Sunblock
2. Wet Wipes
3. Plain Cheerios (filling, cheap, and easy)
4. Bring a towel (Hitchhiker's Guide is sooooo right)
5. Travel TP rolls
6. HIV Cocktail Therapy for AIDZ NEEDLEZ.

[paganman7]

[Foppie]

Under Armour boxer briefs are a must to prevent chaffing!

[Fourthisto]

Safety Tip #47 -

Do NOT look directly into the Sahara.



But stare at the Sun all you want



And if you accidentally shrink yourself to the height of a chipmunk, know that its only the "cold medicine" talking and that it will pass.

[Fourthisto]

Under Armour boxer briefs are a must to prevent chaffing!

Of course! "THEY MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!", after all....

[Egull]

safety tip: avoid the girl with no shirt and marijuana leaf painted on her nipples..she will bite your dick..hahahha

I will make sure to follow this tip!

[The Landmo]

If you wear contacts, bring an extra pair or your glasses. If you get something in your eye and need to take your contact out, you really shouldn't put it back in your eye, to much dust on the polo fields, and your hands will more than likely be very dirty. Save yourself the pain.

[bluemamba]

keep your bung hole tight

[daftsquirrel]

my fanny pack is some bomb ass shit. i wear it with pride.

The fanny pack is definitely the way to go!! Mine is amazing and holds everything I will ever need in it...except for all the drugs and alcohol I will be sneaking in other ways....