Safety tip:
Don't bring beef jerky. The hot weather & the packaged meat will give you the major shits!!
True story
But if you want to lose 20lbs. In 3 days, go for it.
Safety tip:
Don't bring beef jerky. The hot weather & the packaged meat will give you the major shits!!
True story
But if you want to lose 20lbs. In 3 days, go for it.
So you decided to take your post from another thread and turn it into a whole new thread?
Wow.
Safety tip:
Bring flats of water & a kiddie pool to fill up with ice.
Great to cool off in & your beverages will be more refreshing.
Safety tip:
Wear pasties when wearing a candy bra. You will surely get munched on or someone will throw water on you.
When wearing the bottom part of the candy bikini, make sure you shaved in the critical areas.
Safety tip:
Baby powder is your best friend when walking a lot.
Safety tip:
More of a courtesy to your camping neighbors.
Ky gel...no squeakys!
PROTIP: the "burgerrito" is somehow even nastier than the name sounds
LOL!
Safety tip:
Yes, avoid the Burgeritto booth!!
Its total shit!!
We need more food tips! Especially the worse food you've eaten at Coachella.
Bring Immodium. It will save your life. (for diarrhea)
safety tip: avoid the girl with no shirt and marijuana leaf painted on her nipples..she will bite your dick..hahahha
Sean Penn Acid Test 2008 - Legendary
2008
, 2009, 2010,
2011
, 2012 wk1, 2013 wk2. 6 years running!
Hell or highwater, fire and brimstone, not even cancer is powerful enough to keep me from Coachella!
Go vegetarian! Maybe a little seafood for some protein, but if you stick to the non-meat food items not only will you save money but your digestive system will surely thank you.
Tempeh, falafel, veggie rice, veggie wraps, smoothies etc...way more of what you need than a fuckin Burgeritto...yuck.
Non-food related...designate meeting places. Not general areas like by the food court but literally go to it and say if we get lost let's meet right HERE kind of thing. Especially necessary at night.
That which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music - Aldous Huxley
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PROTIP: if you see a gigantic whirling trash tornado, stay very still. It can sense movement. And smell fear.
Bees can smell fear.
safety tip #1 = reapply your sunblock
if you're bringing a backpack pack of a roll of toilet paper
at one point last year i was regarded as a saint handing out T.P. to hot chicks freaking out at the disgusting manor of the porta pottys
it weas also nice to have when i was suffering from hay fever all day friday and my eyes were watering like nobodies business
Safety Tip:
Bring some type of flag or notice landmarks by your tent when camping.... its a lot easier to find your way to bed late at night after drinking/smoking
When using the on site shiters, throw down a big wad of toilet paper first.
This absorbs the impact which lessons the chances of splash back.
don't drink before sundown. less heat=less dehydration.
FANNYPACK! i know it sounds lame, but it saves you some back pain if you carry your shit around your hips rather than in a big heavy purse (ladies) and it frees up your hands to dance around. plus, i got like rugburn or something on my shoulder from my purse strap. i'm in the process of looking for a fairly cute fannypack (if one exists...)
beware of the huge pit thats going to break out when Leonard Cohen sings "Hey Thats no way to say Goodbye"
Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.
This is my safety tip!