whats the deal with bringing ... illegal stuff. lets chat in public

[heLLa_roLLin]

I was just wondering what's the deal with bring some in? Do the security guards pat you all the way down? What about weed? I'm a Coachella virgin and can't really find any post about it...So ya let me kno!

[brando4n82]

[M Sparks]

Hi, Chad.

[Hannahrain]

It's encouraged. Just declare it as you're going in. For their tax records.

[tigermilkboy]

You probably should use a mule!

[Hannahrain]

Not like a drug mule, though. A regular mule.

[tigermilkboy]

Not like a drug mule, though. A regular mule.

Definitely...or maybe a drugged mule.

[fasttrack]

or an ostrich.

[PassiveTheory]

Narc.

[elChurro]

Local police were using myspace to bust graffiti artists and taggers last year... be warned.

[donkey sex]

What's the deal with illegal stuff? "I'm not supposed to touch this, but it feels so good." Like dating an underage girl. I did this once. I can't remember her name, but it did feel good. Or like a nun holding a penis, blankly staring, then beginning to massage it.

[BaronBedros]

Hide it carefully....youll be patted down and your bags will be checked. And try to use the lines that are moving fastest...usually means they arent checking as hard in those. Dont get caught like I did last year...thank god it was only bud and the guy let me keep it eventually.

[Snakeface]

I'm not sure why you would need anything else since you're "heLLa_roLLin" already.

But, in the spirit of The Festival, I offer guidance.

1. Tie string to tooth.
2. Tie opposite end of string to balloons containing said items of your choice.
3. Swallow.
4. Enter concert area. (Quickly, it's inside you!)
5. Pull string.
6. Vomit.
7. Enjoy.

(This message is not officially endorsed by Snakeface, Snakeface Inc., Snakeface & Snakeface, or their affiliates.)

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

quick,
dig a tunnel that goes from the campgrounds to the mainstage
then bring in as much drugs as you can and if you get caught blow up the tunnel

[benhur]

I'm not sure why you would need anything else since you're "heLLa_roLLin" already.

But, in the spirit of The Festival, I offer guidance.

1. Tie string to tooth.
2. Tie opposite end of string to balloons containing said items of your choice.
3. Swallow.
4. Enter concert area. (Quickly, it's inside you!)
5. Pull string.
6. Vomit.
7. Enjoy.

(This message is not officially endorsed by Snakeface, Snakeface Inc., Snakeface & Snakeface, or their affiliates.)

what the fuck?

[cooperb1]

[heyeric]

Drugs need to be put in a ziplock plastic baggie on arrival so security can check to make sure your not bringing in anything to sell, only enough for personals.


This was a stupid question, hide your shit!

[Cdubby]

you need to stuff the drugs up your ass bro

[Ill_Eagle]

Contact Ill_Eagle for illegal things.

[DRcube]

[agentapplejuice]

Throw it really high in the air. When you go through the gates, catch it.
Problem solved.

[gaypalmsprings]

I've seen everything from no search at all, to people getting busted. The cops told one dude, as they were arresting him at the gate, "Welcome to Coachella." Enter at your own risk. I can't say as I have seen many people get busted, though.

[SoulDischarge]

I would say leave it at home. You can usually find someone willing to sell you plutonium on the grounds.

[MeowMixer]

WHEN YOU HIGHLIGHT THIS, IT TURNS EVIL. TRY IT. IT'S FREAKING ME OUT!

[MeowMixer]

It turns either evil or asian. I can't tell.

[MeowMixer]

Contact Ill_Eagle for illegal things.

I just figured this out. Damn, I need more potassium in my diet...

[choprite]

you need to stuff the drugs up your ass bro

fyi they check there now...

gotta put the drugs in your urethra. start practicing now and you might have enough room for a j or two

[fasttrack]

that gives a whole new meaning to "smoking pole".

[moomoo]

I'm not sure why you would need anything else since you're "heLLa_roLLin" already.

But, in the spirit of The Festival, I offer guidance.

1. Tie string to tooth.
2. Tie opposite end of string to balloons containing said items of your choice.
3. Swallow.
4. Enter concert area. (Quickly, it's inside you!)
5. Pull string.
6. Vomit.
7. Enjoy.

(This message is not officially endorsed by Snakeface, Snakeface Inc., Snakeface & Snakeface, or their affiliates.)

hahahhaha what the FUCK

[canexplain]

its funny at some fests i go to, you cant do this at coachella, people (mostly locals) go in a week early and stash their stuff somewhere .... that pretty funny all in all to do that much planning ... cr****