Tangerines piss me off sometimes

[SojuGorae]

So I'm enjoying a few tangerines and loving the citrus explosion on my taste buds when BAM! I chew on a seed.

Sometimes, you get that rare retarded one with seeds. The fuck is that all about. Those horticulturists need to shape the fuck up.

[tricorne]

yeah. they should add some fucking scorpion DNA to those, like they do to tomatoes. scorpions don't have seeds.

GM foods are gross.

[samiksha]

i like it. you are holding potential generations of tangerines in your mouth. thats power.

[cityzun]

i like it. you are holding potential generations of tangerines in your mouth. thats power.

That's deep.

[SojuGorae]

i like it. you are holding potential generations of tangerines in your mouth. thats power.

Are you Jack Handey?

[bmack86]

I like me some tangerines

[tiffdud41]

haha...jack handey...is that that painter dude?

[dedzilla]

So I'm enjoying a few tangerines and loving the citrus explosion on my taste buds when BAM! I chew on a seed.

Sometimes, you get that rare retarded one with seeds. The fuck is that all about. Those horticulturists need to shape the fuck up.

And you have to squeeze them out, leaving said tangerine considerably less juicy.

[samiksha]

i'm just a supporter of tangerines in their natural form, the way God intended them to be, man.

[bleep]

try clementines, problem solved

[samiksha]

problem absolutely not solved! clementines have seeds too.

[tricorne]

orange juice, then

[SojuGorae]

orange juice, then

But then that's no fun. The peeling, the citrus mist that gets in the air during the peeling process, and the citrus explosion in one's mouth are not felt with juice.

Juice is so... final.

[bleep]

learn to swallow the seed and let it germinate in your tummy. yummy

[samiksha]

soju do you also insist on seedless watermelon?

[dedzilla]

I have this bi-weekly fruit delivery service, and I am totally switching to tangelos when they're in season. My current choices are big fat (bitter) oranges, tangerines, and kumquats (which honestly just scare me due to the name). Have any of you actually eaten (and liked) a kumquat?

[samiksha]

hehehe.... KUMquat... snicker

[bleep]

yes, those suckers are tiny. i eat the skin and all. refreshing.

[dedzilla]

hehehe.... KUMquat... snicker

Ino right?

[SojuGorae]

soju do you also insist on seedless watermelon?

Anti-seed on all fruit.

[samiksha]

you know, without the seeds, these fruits would not exist for you to enjoy. isnt it fucked up for a seed to produce something seedless?

[dedzilla]

Anti-seed on all fruit.

Oh but do olive pits piss you off too?

[SojuGorae]

you know, without the seeds, these fruits would not exist for you to enjoy. isnt it fucked up for a seed to produce something seedless?

True, but I'll let the horticulturists figure it all out. I just want seedless fruit.

[SojuGorae]

Oh but do olive pits piss you off too?

No because olive pits don't interfere the harmony of one's chewing.

[tricorne]

Oh but do olive pits piss you off too?

olives>tangerines

[cityzun]

Avocados are the best, since their seeds can become fatal weapons in the right hands.

[Good Days Last]

Strawberries gots seeds all over em. You got it against them too?

And where the fetch do carrot seeds come from....

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

i like it. you are holding potential generations of tangerines in your mouth. thats power.

By that rationale, hookers are among the most powerful people on earth!

[soupbandit]

And where the fetch do carrot seeds come from....

rabbits duh

[CheersDarlin]

And where the fetch do carrot seeds come from....

Arn't carrots a root? I would look it up but I don't want to.