Tangerines piss me off sometimes

[Hannahrain]

By that rationale, hookers are among the most powerful people on earth!

was their ever a doubt in your mind?

[Good Days Last]

Idk. The fact struck me oddly as I wandered past the rotating seed stand at wal-mart.

only God knows why i was there.

[R3d Snapper]

At least you aren't afraid of peaches...

[TomAz]

Tangerine Dream should play Coachella.

[bug on your lip]

Tangerine Dream's seed should play the afterparty

[SojuGorae]

At least you aren't afraid of peaches...

Amazing

[Yablonowitz]

But then that's no fun. The peeling, the citrus mist that gets in the air during the peeling process, and the citrus explosion in one's mouth are not felt with juice.

Juice is so... final.

You should move to mangos. They are a fruit for the more mature and you don't get seeds in your mouth unless you shove the whole thing in your mouth and chew. But that would just mean you're too childish for mango.

[bug on your lip]

*giggle*

[SojuGorae]

You should move to mangos. They are a fruit for the more mature and you don't get seeds in your mouth unless you shove the whole thing in your mouth and chew. But that would just mean you're too childish for mango.

Love mangos. But I sometimes get stringy teeth whenever trying to pick every last mango flesh off the seed. I refer to this as the string teeth incident.

[bug on your lip]

too childish

[SojuGorae]

too childish

That's what my ex-girlfriend used to say whenever I gave her a camel-toe wedgie.

[bug on your lip]

your ex told me to tell you she's with a real man now

[Yablonowitz]

your ex told me to tell you she's with a real man now

Was that before or after you gave her a tomtat hickey and she dumped you?

[bug on your lip]

i've only done 1 tomtat

i don't want to whore out his image

[SojuGorae]

your ex told me to tell you she's with a real man now

You lie. She was killed in a drive-by-shooting.

[bug on your lip]

You lie. She was killed in a drive-by-shooting.

her mom had to tell you that since a "fukkin piece of paper from the courts" wasn't doing the trick

[Yablonowitz]

her mom had to tell you that since a "fukkin piece of paper from the courts" wasn't doing the trick

You can swear on this board, bug.

[SojuGorae]

her mom had to tell you that since a "fukkin piece of paper from the courts" wasn't doing the trick

Her mom got blasted too in the drive-by cause she was with her.

[kreutz2112]

...GM foods are gross.

Hippie