They should try building a raft. Worked in Cast Away. Not for the volleyball, though.
please tell me you are kidding
Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it. Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Come along, come along.
I found out this week ,but i didn't think it mattered.
I miss Bill Hicks.
I thought this was old news...
Supre has to feel real proud about what he does on the internets.
Nation actually works for GV. Wouldn't be prudent to go starting a blog.
Only reason I know that is I remember within the first two days of him being on the board Dani had changed him member title to Whiney Pain In Butt, which solidifies a little familiarity.
I had no idea until tonight, but mostly because who the fuck could really care? Every time someone posted something from Monklish I was like, "Jesus Christ, who is this whiny little douchebag claiming to know things that sound so disgustingly implausible. Who could possibly be so willfully and self-righteously full of shit, pretending like they have some kind of inside scoop when there's no way anyone would want to talk to them?"
Admittedly, finding out that it was Supre made those questions seem almost rhetorical in the "Oh shit, obvious" nature of the true answer. But it's just comforting to me to know that despite all the rumor and conjecture and horseshit that goes around... pretty much none of these people talking smack know a goddamn thing.
GV: We Keep This Shit Tight Like Buttcheeks.
Last edited by BlackSwan; 01-28-2009 at 11:58 PM.
THAT'S why he's been gone.
What a fucktard.
Seriously. If you douchebags knew that THAT douchebag had been pretending to be SOME OTHER douchebag this whole time and never opened your mouths to call him out on being a fucking fraud--calling himself "Monklish Jones," no less--then you're all equally culpable as the fraud himself. Wusses.
What I really want out of all this though is for some of you dorks to take up the proper mantle of spamming the Monklish blog with TheLastGreatMan's face.
I think "Monklish Jones" is his fedora-wearing alter ego.
and the round fatty face.
Hahaha, awesome. Randy wins at the internet this week.
Chris, this is so pathetic that I don't even know what to say. You are really that desperate for attention? My goodness.
i hollowed out an old plastic vibrator tonite, and managed to fit in the innards a small, dated, miniature projector in the shaft. i call it...THE THRILL-DO