for the band Nickelback.
I have this friend who was looking over my shoulder the other day while I was on the forums here. He saw the now infamous Brochella poster and said "Nickelback is playing Coachella?! Cool." (He only knows what Coachella is because I've told him, and as you've already grasped from his quotes, his music taste is awful.) I replied with "No they aren't, thank god" and he promptly went on to ask me why I hated the band.
So it left me thinking, how can one possibly put into words the complete garbage that is the band Nickelback??