And all other social situations that revolve around BUSINESS. I work in sales in a highly competitive industry in perhaps the most metrosexual yet dog-eat-f'ing-dog office in the entire city. And I'm a winner. I'm a closer. I will help you with things like what to order at lunch with a client you're trying to land, what shoes to wear with what pants, how many drinks to order at the "get-together" after work where no one is "watching". All that fun stuff. And I will help you get laid, you stud, or else show you the best way to advance your career through proper grooming, etiquette, and cold calculated strategy. The buck stops here boys. So fire away. No question or topic is off limits and I promise to get back to each and every one of you. During working hours anyway. Or when I don't have a hangover slash "head-cold" (nudge nudge wink wink). Or when I'm not in another GOD-FORSAKEN meeting. Or eating six dollar steak at the local strip club. That's my "me time".