Ask Caco for relationship advice

[bug on your lip]

Hey ladies,
Now is your chance to tap into the natural resource that is Ronnie's mind. You can find out all about men & how they think. Ronnie does not hold back.
And for you curious men out there *coughgabecough* , Ronnie has got your back too !

[caco0283]

anything i cant answer i will ask my friend pammy for help and if she cant answer it there is no hope for you

[bug on your lip]

wow... pammy
you get a 2 for 1
El Professional & La Professionala

& in time for Valentine's Day !!!!

[mozabilly54]

haha. should have figured this was your post! okay so i'm not sure what to ask......why do men always fall asleep after sex? and why do men have nipples?

[rampaige]

Why does my cat keep pissing on the bed?

I keep her litter box spotless, her food bowl filled to the brim, she has every freaking cat toy and accessory known to man. And still, every day I come home from work to find piss-soaked bedsheets. I am so weary of doing laundry every. single. night.

WHY DOES MY PUSSY HATE ME

[bug on your lip]

excellent question

please hold for Caco's response.
he puts alot of thought & effort into his responses before he posts them.
NO SPELL CHECK THO' !

[Yablonowitz]

Ronnie,

We have a new co-worker here who is a little older than me, but has a very cute face. She smiles at me all the time and says "hi" every single time I come near her. She's carrying some extra baggage though. She's all the way downstairs and I rarely see her because I'm upstairs and have no reason to be down in her area. This is an impediment to further fraternizing and flirtatiousness. I also don't know if she's aware of my marital status and if that would be prohibitive for her. She shares an office with two other women who I don't really want to observe me pursuing her. You have suggested the bathroom in a previous commentary, but there are no locks on the doors. I don't really want to spend a lot of time and money on this (ie - arranging hotel room visits, etc) because she's not all-that.

How do I pull this off and where should I do it? That is...the sex with her.

[kimery08]

Ronnie,

We have a new co-worker here who is a little older than me, but has a very cute face. She smiles at me all the time and says "hi" every single time I come near her. She's carrying some extra baggage though. She's all the way downstairs and I rarely see her because I'm upstairs and have no reason to be down in her area. This is an impediment to further fraternizing and flirtatiousness. I also don't know if she's aware of my marital status and if that would be prohibitive for her. She shares an office with two other women who I don't really want to observe me pursuing her. You have suggested the bathroom in a previous commentary, but there are no locks on the doors. I don't really want to spend a lot of time and money on this (ie - arranging hotel room visits, etc) because she's not all-that.

How do I pull this off and where should I do it? That is...the sex with her.

the supply closet.

[Yablonowitz]

the supply closet.

No lock and I'm pretty sure she's a howler.

[amyzzz]

No lock and I'm pretty sure she's a howler.

duct tape. For the door and her mouth.

[kimery08]

duct tape. For the door and her mouth.

now we're thinkin...

[TomAz]

duct tape. For the door and her mouth.

amy's greatest post ever.

[Yablonowitz]

Whoa. That came from zzzz?

[amyzzz]

Shut up before I say something painfully self-deprecating and mess it all up.

[TomAz]

ummm.. too late.

damn, well, you had 8 minutes worth at least.

[amyzzz]

My point exactly.

[schoolofruckus]

[J~$$$]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh hhaaaaaaaaah

[rampaige]

I've got to start staying off the boards while at work.

[kreutz2112]

dont do it in the shower!!!! (sorry about the size)

[vinylmartyr]

That can't be real.

[vinylmartyr]

Ronnie how much semen does it take to clog a shower?

[caco0283]

holy shit i didnt realize i was asked anything. Well I'll jump right to all the questions after I meet Pammy for lunch. But I can answer one quick question.

question: why do men have nipples

answer:

[RATMan]

That's your answer?

Men have nipples so they can put a bolt through them and have NIN fans lick them?

Dude, there have to be better reasons than those, I can't think of any, though.

[Courtney]

Dear Ronnie,

What do I get the guy I just started dating for Valentine's Day?

Thanks.

[RATMan]

Tickets to the Final Four are cool, or maybe just a handjob

[caco0283]

there is no better reason then having a girl lick them....and i dont think she knows who NIN is....she only listens to Latin music....back on topic...i guess ill have to elaborate....and bug you will get your wish cos im in a rush (i wont spell check)

*****warning this post is going to be like the relationship thread on the old board*****



When I think of men with nipples I think of getting what I like to call a niplazco. Named after caco and lazerus. That is basically when a guy has busted what I like to call a nut and and you don't want to wait for the engine to be refueled you turn on your boosters. Your partner usually would go down on you and raiselazerus from the dead but some partners aren't as freaky as others...meaning they wont go down on you after you were just in them. So they start treating the nipple as a penis. This is most effective when they have piercings. Now if you are a good con man i would suggest this, when you get your niplazco give the guilt trip and have her give mouth to mouth to lazerus and raise the guy from the dead

[kimery08]

ahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahah ahahaha

[full on idle]

ronnie your friend needs to drink some water her tongue's all white with dehydration

[hawkingvsreeve]

That aint dehydration, baby.