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    Default The Thread in which we theorize what/where TomAZ has been up to/doing this last month

    I am feeling a lack of TomAZ on the board. Regardless of whether you are in the know, let's hypothesize creatively about his activities/whereabouts.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    go fuck yourself

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    Morrissey has cancer now. Coincidence?
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    go fuck yourself
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    "GO FUCK YOURSELF MARLO"

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    Default Re: The Thread in which we theorize what/where TomAZ has been up to/doing this last m

    I want an update about his chafing situation
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    Default Re: The Thread in which we theorize what/where TomAZ has been up to/doing this last m

    Translation


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    Default Re: The Thread in which we theorize what/where TomAZ has been up to/doing this last m

    I saw Tom recently, but I was exhausted and sick, so I fell asleep, possibly during a conversation. He looked like Tom.
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    Exit TomAz, enter MotorAve....hmmm, makes ya wonder.
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    I just assumed he was on a long vacation.
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    Default Re: The Thread in which we theorize what/where TomAZ has been up to/doing this last m

    He gave up all his worldly possessions, moved to a cave in Montana and is growing his facial hair out so he can look like grizzly adams.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Default Re: The Thread in which we theorize what/where TomAZ has been up to/doing this last m

    He's laughing at all of us right now.

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    If this was the last we end up hearing from him, at least his final posts were to point out that Republicans and Muse suck.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Geez, I hope he isn't in white collar jail or some shit.
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    Default Re: The Thread in which we theorize what/where TomAZ has been up to/doing this last m

    My guess is that his therapist recommended a trial period away from the board in a last ditch attempt to cure his impotence and save his marriage. He'll be back in the new year once he realizes it's hopeless.

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    He stopped picking in the NFL Pick-em pool 3 weeks ago. So did Unit.

    Unit! What have you done with Tom?
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    Default Re: The Thread in which we theorize what/where TomAZ has been up to/doing this last m

    I Googled his name to see if he died, and no obituaries came up. And "Az" is a fairly uncommon last name, so something would've appeared right away.

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    I googled him for real. No arrest records or obits that I see; nor are there any news stories about him running away with a guy named unit. Maybe he finally tired of you dumbshits.
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    Default Re: The Thread in which we theorize what/where TomAZ has been up to/doing this last m

    He's actually CIA and went into hiding in anticipation of the torture report being released.
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    He IS in the insurance game, and the holidays see the suicide rate increase, so maybe he's just being overworked.
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    Default Re: The Thread in which we theorize what/where TomAZ has been up to/doing this last m

    Plotting.

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
    5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    Potting, perhaps.

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
    5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable male, get off my case....

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Potting, perhaps.
    I'm going with plodding. While puttering.
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    Met up with Colorado Ron and they are now best friends. Lost somewhere in the Colorado wilderness after getting stupid high.

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    he's starting the sad epilogue to his pathetic life.
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