I would list my qualities and hobbies. Maybe get around too my tall and lanky frame. I would keep it clean, show no signs of desperation or love of sensual experiences. A PG rated ad would rule.
Mention that you look like Buggy Ding-Dong from the movie Death to Smoochy.
From what I've observed, you're the kind of guy who likes to bring up the past. Maybe reflect on internet message board conversations that were had in 2007 and bring them to everybody's attention. You have to find a way to use that as a selling point somehow.
Make sure to mention you have 17,000 myspace friends.
Kitt Katt made me lol!
Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
All of you who need more Myspace friends should add Radiohead's oficial page. They deserve major props. http://www.myspace.com/radiohead
Last edited by kroqken; 11-24-2008 at 02:40 AM.
Singles ad for kroqken:
Very handsome, professional 38-year-old Jewish male seeks female companion in Los Angeles area for something serious. I'll tell you a little bit about myself...
I love people. Every day I'm making new friends. Some people can count all of their friends on two hands, while I would need more than 1700 hands to do the job!
Music is one of my passions. It stirs my soul and guides my light. You can usually find me in the front row at your favorite bands' concerts!
I have a broad range of interests. For example, I'm actively into politics. While many just listen to the talking heads on TV and cast their vote in November, I instead choose to do something about it. Whether it's running for San Fernando Valley city council, or being a write-in candidate for the Mayor of Long Beach, I'm ready to do my part to make the American political system work!
In addition, my extensive wealth of knowledge led me into the field of medicine. While I am not a medical doctor, I participated in an important clinical study as recently as November, 2008!
I am very civic minded and am always thinking about helping my fellow man. Knowing that the blood bank can always use some more supplies, I give plasma twice per week. I do it to help those in need, and not because I need the $30. When I find those less fortunate than myself, I am the first to help out. For example, I met a pretty, 25-year-old girl on the LA Subway last year, and I let her stay with me rent free! That's the type of humintarian that I am!
My idea of a romantic evening is this: I will pick you up at 7:30 sharp. I will have showered that day, and perhaps even brushed my hair. We will take a walk together, not because we're admiring the scenery or people-watching, but because the MTA bus stop is not likely to be right in front of your house. Together we will ride the bus to Denny's, where I will order a hamburger and you can feel free to order anything on the menu, even the Prime Rib! At the end of the meal, I will complain that there was a huge problem with my food last time (even though there wasn't) and get the meal for free. Trust me, it works, because I do it all the time with my friend Stephanie. Then I'll take you to the local movie theater, we'll sneak in the exit, and see the flick of your choice! We'll feel like we're 15 again!
Sound good? Write me!
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Then at the end of the night they're going to wind down and crash at Winchell's Donuts.
Single white male looks for single female for MySpace companionship, maybe more.
Bonus points for liking KROQ. Should be able to handle longs winds of unexplained energy followed by extended periods of inactivity.
I feel the butt of a long winded joke. Oh, and I always pay when I take a girl out on a date. Archie's ad is full of hyperboles and exagerations. Most people find me to be a normal sort.
It is more prestigeous than winning the "$1.98 Beauty Show" during the 1979-1980 television season.