You are at a Jazz game. Breakdown the percentage of Mormons vs Non-Mormons in attendance. Then Mormons drinking alcohol vs Mormons not drinking alcohol.
Thomas Jane as Chief Justice John Roberts
Joe Pesci as Justice Antonin Scalia
William Hurt as Justice Anthony Kennedy
Reginald VelJohnson as Justice Clarence Thomas (silent role)
Cloris Leachman as Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Jeffery Tambor as Justice Stephen Breyer
Joe Piscopo as Justice Samuel Alito
Rosie Perez as Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Kathy Bates as Justice Elena Kagan
Will Smith as President Barack Obama
A singing anthropomorphic turtle as Senator Mitch McConnell
Jeffery Toobin as himself
Bryan Cranston as Walter White, mild mannered high school teacher turned dangerous meth kingpin due to lack of adequate insurance coverage
Handbanana as my left-the-house-when-I-was-a-kid older brother who I connect with later in life through shared culture
Courtney as my separated-at-birth twin sister
Gribbz as my music and sports obsessed same-age cousin
Cloris Leachman is an inspired choice.
But consider this:
mitch, its a simple question
how much money make you slut for money
Which fan base is more despicable, Utah Utes or BYU Cougars?
Y fans are traditionally way worse. They won what was literally the most worthless NCAA title ever in 1984 . . . and they still talk about it like it is the greatest thing that ever happened. They (and I think this is something in the DNA of Mormonism in general) have the weirdest combination of superiority and inferiority complexes. There is some great conspiracy or screw job any time that they lose, and any victory is oversold as greater than it actually was. Their students are totally fucking annoying -- Napoleon Dynamite goofiness or Mitt Romney smugness.
Great rivalry though. And two of the most underrated college football stadiums in the country.
Have you ever met a mormon who could dance? I don't mean square dancing or techno, I mean seriously soulful boogying.
Also, other than the Pacific Islanders, why are mormons so pasty pale white? Whiter people do not exist. Why is that? Do the powers that be in the Tabernacle suck the blood out of folks from time to time? Is mormonism really just a vampiric cult? Is this why John Stockton fit in so well up there?
As a fellow Notre Dame fan, which scenario seems the most likely to occur in the next ten years:
A) The Irish finally breaking down and joining a conference.
B) Notre Dame winning a National Championship.
C) Brian Kelly's heart exploding after a costly error by his quarterback(s).
How often does OriginalBob blow you while you're posting on the board?
What is your spirit animal?
If you had to design, and then star in a reality show, what would it be about? You will be murdered if the ratings are poor.
Who's your top political TV personality?
Who are your top five female musical artists past, or present who you'd bang? This does include cross-over actoresses like Zoe and Scarlett.
Approximately what percentage of OGbob's posts on this board have caused you to face palm?
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Country gravy and biscuits: should someone vend this at Coachella and other festival events?
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favorite ninja turtle
Mitch, do you have any delusions that if we were to find ourselves on opposing sides of a case--me still with no official legal experience--that there's a goddamn chance in hell I wouldn't take your client for every penny they possess?
My show would be this: each week I find some story that is in the news, and I go out and find someone whose life is directly impacted by the politics of the story. We follow the person around for a few days, and we shoot it cinéma vérité style. Aside from an introductory voiceover that I do at the beginning of the show explaining the topic and related controversy, we let real life take over. So yeah, I'm pretty much murdered.
Idea 2: I literally chase ambulances around and sign up clients. The accidents are real. The cases are real. The money is real. The justice is awesome.
There's Chan Marshall, and then there's everyone else. The rest of the list would probably include some combination of in-their-primes Stevie Nicks, Debbie Harry, Madonna, and Jewel. Jewel is not allowed to talk about her poetry, or preferably anything at all. Meg White gets a very voluptuous honorable mention.
Sociopath alert.Albert Camus.
You would get FUCKING HOUSED. You lead me to a good question though: what's the funniest/best line you've ever had in the course of cross/deposition or in legal procedure in general?I would hope to avoid court with good negotiating skills, but if I ended up there, I think I would do well against you, Randy. I have had an asymmetrical advantage over my career with overly aggressive opposing lawyers. I have a good way of subtly rattling people, especially those who are itching for a fight.
What's your favorite place you've ever visited?
Have you been to South Bend or the Bronx?
I don't think I'm hosting a 2016 collaborative playlist.