If you and your girlfriend decide to commit to a MMF threesome, what number am I on your list of potential candidates?
We have talked about a threesome before but I think it will most likely be a FFM. If you happen to party with us one night and somehow we get stuck alone all drunk together in a room and Lovage miraculously starts playing in the background then I think you might have chance. So if you strive to make that happen than you are #1 on the list.
Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL
Do you ever shut up?
Mr. Magic, have you ever been interrogated by authorities or arrested for anything serious?
No nothing serious, I have never been arrested. When I was about 14 my friends and I all almost got arrested from stealing a shit ton of wooden stakes at a construction site. Apparently we ruined $10,000 worth of work by removing the stakes. All we wanted to do was film a re-enactment of a Lord of the Rings battle. We had costumes and everything as the police were interrogating us while our mothers were all on their way to pick us up.
Originally Posted by getbetter
Wow jake ur a awesome boardie of the week.also I agree about our duel.Im terrible with my left hand.
Favorite faith no more song?
Craziest place u have had sex at?
Ok jake ur a f-18 going to win it all what would be the thing you blow up to make a mission accomplish and save the world for ur side?
Was mondo cane better in israel or sf?
To tell you the truth Zack, Faith No More is one of my least favorite projects by Patton. Having said that, I would say either Ricochet or Stripsearch.
The craziest place I have had sex isn't to crazy. It was on a jungle gym at a Park in Australia around 830pm.
If BD gets exposed to more radiation and then becomes a 150 foot monster on a rampage.
I was a lot closer to Mondo Cane in SF but there were more people in the orchestra in Israel. They sounded great at both places but the sound and Patton's antics were a lot better at the Israeli show. I'll have to go with my motherland Israel on this one.
Originally Posted by weeklymix
Favorite superhero and why?
Boxers or briefs?
Am I your best man if you two lovebirds ever tie the knot?
Would I be a groomsman in the off chance that slot's filled?
Can we do your bachelor party the exact night before your wedding?
Will you visit me when I'm settled in SF?
Favorite superhero is The Flash. I have always been a flash fan from as long as I can remember. He is a smooth talker and lightning fast. He bends the laws of physics and no one can ever catch him.
Zack, sorry to break the news to you buddy. No you are not going to be a Best man if/when we get married. You will not be a groomsman. You will not be invited to the wedding. This is as of now so by chance we do actually meet and become real good friends than I am sure those others will become more possible. Of course we can do the Bachelor party the night before the wedding. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Of course I will come visit you in SF. I am planning a trip up there the week fallowing Coachella. Will you be settled in by then?
Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin
Do you love the night life?
Do you got to boogie?
I like nightlife as in shows, bars and parties. I hate the club scene.
Yes I fucking like to boogie. I get down hard and anyone who knows me, knows I don't fuck around when it comes to dancing.
My gf and I's special move:
Originally Posted by juloxx
Is Danny Glover too old for this shit?
He deserves to keep going until he wants to retire or dies. So the answer is no.
Last edited by GrossMagic; 03-03-2011 at 11:43 AM.
Aw, I was just trying to get the ball rolling and start with the basics.
These are basics that I think everyone should answer (although not putting your real name is fine). I don't know who the fuck most of the people are, and really don't care about their answers to the esoteric questions if I don't have a context to put it in.
Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
I have two ringtones. One for my favorites, which is the Jackie Brown theme song, "Cissy Strut" by the Meters. The other ring tone for everyone else is "Empire Ants", right when the build up starts and then the bass kicks in and then explodes with Little Dragon. It is the best ringtone I have ever had.
I have found that using the most annoying ringtone for my alarm clock gets me up the fastest. I use the default on my iphone which is the xylophone charm. It annoys me the most so it forces me to get up. Before I started using my phone as an alarm clock I always used the default buzzer on my old alarm clock. That was actually more effective because it is probably the most annoying sound in the history of man.
Cissy Strut is such a great song! Its the kind of song you play when you wake up to get your ass in motion.
I have a question for you! You walk on to the polo fields and there is 3 beautiful women, non of which know eachother and they all appear single and on ecstacy, which do you go for.... The blond with big tits in a bikini, the black hipster girl with neon glasses and an afro hawk, or the red head hiding from the sun in the mist tent?
You've gone on a murderous rampage throughout Seattle, stabbing three hookers, shooting four bums, castrating two priests and decapitating a squirrel, after a year of hiding in the sewers and the woods you were betrayed by a bum that you refused to share your twice baked chocolate croissant with so he turned you in and you have been sentenced to death, what is included in your last meal?