BMOTW is a tough job to have.
You didn't answer my rape fantasy question.
oh is randy in town?
Let's say you somehow were the victim of a curse in which your genitals get turned into a mythical creature, but you get to choose which one. What would you pick and why?
In place. And it's more or less alive and still provides all the functions that your previous genitals provided (waste management, sexual functions), in addition to its own characteristics.
well, it's got to be something with multiple heads.
Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
Addendum: You must also draw, scan and post a nude drawing of yourself with your new genitals after choosing your mythical creature.
BE STILL MY BEATING HEART!!!!
We miss you, man.
The ideal way to do this is, I've learned from experience, is in a big warehouse or a loft, with a great PA system. As many people as can comfortably fit in the area and are capable of shutting the fuck up and just ejoying themselves are welcome.
Obviously this is not something that can really be done on a regular basis. With my schedule, it's not really something that can even be done regularly in my own home, but I try when I can. I've had 5 or 6 people crammed into a bedroom do this in the past. It's awesome.
A couple others that i find myself listen to from front to back fairly often:
MEChA (Movimiento Estudiantil Chicano de Aztlán)
They are a particularly whiny and self righteous separatist movement that would like to try and reclaim the Southwestern USA as a part of of Mexico.
The reason simply that if they love Mexico so much they just live in Mexico. The idea that they want to live in the USA, yet claim to want to take back land that rightfully belongs to another country is tired and boring.
If I have to eliminate a group, I eliminate them.
WHICH is not to say that I don't enjoy and even crave sex, but it's certainly something that i get really lazy about and I guess in tandem I am also shocked at how low my sex drive is.
Sex drive int his case, meaning something completely different than the desire to masturbate, which is almost a completely mechanical desire for me.
Despite my previous answer, I would like to make love to him.
I was dating a girl the beginning of 2008. We had known each other as acquaintances for several years, and at a group gathering at a karaoke bar I found myself making out with her, and then we started going out. After about a week, we went to a friend's birthday party and got pretty sloshed. We got back to my place, were fooling around, and she asked if I had condoms. That is always a good sign. I did indeed have condoms, put one on, and inserted, only to hear
"is it in?"
I had gone completely limp. Was drunk, tired, and not in the mood to talk about it, so I pulled my un-erect dick out of her, threw away the condom, and promptly went to sleep.
Maybe a day or two later, these two guys I was hanging around a lot with at the time were over, and we were smoking pot. I was fiddling around with the stereo, and Travis took a huge hit, and as he was prone to do, starting coughing incessantly like a lunatic.
I turned around from what I was doing to see if he was okay because it sounded like he was dying...only to see him WIPING OFF HIS FACE WITH THE CUMSOCK FROM THE TRASHCAN.
My eyes were bugging out of my head in sheer disbelief. Quickly my other friend caught my glance and his face turned to pure horror as he knew something was wrong.
Right after that i burst into a fit of laughter like I had never had before and almost pissed myself.
Like a man, I tell her to shut the fuck up, slap her across the face, and start raping her while her daughter watches.
Obviously she's pissed, but soon enough she realizes how fucking amazing it is and starts to get into it.
I then coerce the mother and daughter to get a lesbo thing going on. On thing leads to another, and before I know it they are 69ing while I'm buttfucking the mom.
I successfully complete and anal creampie, after which the daughter felches her mom's asshole, and then snowballs the semen back into her mom's mouth.
I then beat them both for being such filthy sluts
No one ever answers ,y questions
Jesus Christ, Drinkey. You just put it all out there don't you? Your honesty is both disturbing and refreshing.
holy cow. Thank you, Drinkey.
the busy bee has no time for sorrow.
you, sir, are fucking awesome.
drinkey should get two weeks.
Maybe Randy will shut the fuck up for awhile now. Also, regarding said cum sock, haven't you heard of a washing machine?
That's the kind of shit you usually go for.