brandon, if given the opportunity, will you ever allow yourself to dispense with your law-abiding ways and let someone give you road head or are you intent on remaining a pussy and denying yourself of that enjoyable rite of passage?
Geezr's aching for you B
it's been a while since i've gotten road head. i'll teach the kid how to do it right.
Brandon, Please describe, to your rapt audience, your absolute perfect day.
You know what I'm talking about. Start from the moment you wake up to the moment you hit the hay. Details are most welcome.
My dad thinks Charlie Watts is an excellent drummer as well.
It appears you are into his jazz/blues stuff.
What are your thoughts on Dave Weckl? Terry Bozzio?
i have never met a drummer that didn't jizz over Dave Weckl
my roommate/good friend and our mutual good friend, who are both named Steve, are both drummers. i have to listen to a LOT of drummer talk on a very regular basis.
Wadsworth: Dave (1litro). Not many of you may know Dave well and admittedly I don't know him as well as I know others here, but for those that do know him, I think we can agree that this guy is Wadsworth. He possesses that charm that Wadsworth does, and if his photos of him and Ethery (howtodisappear) show us anything, it is that he has quite a versatile look and personality. I know he would play the part enthusiastically and give it his all by his photo scavenger hunt submission alone. This was a hard person to cast, but I am completely satisfied with this choice.
Colonel Mustard: Bryan (bmack). Just imagine the mustache possibilities. I would make it so he had a different one in every scene. Add in a fashionable brown suit and perhaps a monocle and it's like Bryan is just going out for a normal Thursday shopping trip at the grocery store. He was born for this role.
Professor Plum: Andrew (DrinkyMcDrinkerstein). I think if we got Andrew a pipe he would make for a good Prof. Plum. Tall and squirrely, he works for UNO WHO and was caught banging Sophia. For shame, Andrew.
Mr. Green: John (mountmccabe). John is like Mr. Green in that he is level headed and collected, and I am amused by imagining him and my pick for Yvette stumbling around the attic looking for the killer. Also him proclaiming that he was gay would be fun to watch. He would have to be ok with shooting Dave though, before "going home to sleep with his wife." This video works for the cop as well.
Mr. Boddy: Randy (Monklish). Mr. Boddy is kind of a dick. So. You know.
Motorist: Ryan (pancakespancakes) A small role but one not to be overlooked as this character needs to be slightly vulnerable and trusting. That is how I picture Ryan most of the time, and in addition to his slight timidness I think he would fill this role well. That is, until Bryan smacks him over the head with a wrench. Then he would be dead.
Cop: Salah (sbessio). Salah would play this role in the fanciful voice of Officer Barbrady from South Park, because that is how I imagine Salah acting as a cop. It would make the scene where the cop is convinced it's just a normal party far more funny, and then he would promptly be killed by a blow to the head from a lead pipe.
Police Chief: Tom (TomAz). Tom gets to come in at the end and kick ass in addition to arresting Mrs. Peacock in the second of the three endings. I would like to see him arrest Mrs. Peacock. That may be my favorite ending when I think of it, if only for imagining John being slapped by both Dave and Bryan. See the clip below. Anyway. Tom is suited for this role with the authority he carries around here from time to time.
Ms. Scarlet: Jennie (jenniehoo). She doesn't post much anymore, but for those that know her you would agree that Jennie would be a wonderful Ms. Scarlet. She has a lot of sass and character that she could bring to the role and would look good doing it. Ms. Scarlet has sort of a hot shit attitude throughout the movie and I know Jennie could pull it off.
Mrs. White: Corinna (miscorrections). Cold, calculating, witty and sexy, Corinna would fill this role nicely. Better than Madeline Kahn? Ehhhhh, those are some big heels to fill. Flames, on the side of her face...
Mrs. Peacock: Hannah (HannahRain). This was the easiest character to cast and it came to me immediately. If someone can convince me that Hannah shouldn't be Mrs. Peacock, I'll buy you a frozen lemonade this year. I think Hannah would enjoy this role because of the gaudy nature of Mrs. Peacock's wardrobe. That is not to say that Hannah doesn't dress well. She does. I would have her fashion jewelry for her character.
Yvette: Ivy (chairmeneow47). While this decision was based more on certain physical features that Ivy happens to possess, I am confident she could fake a French accent long enough before being killed with a noose by Corinna. I am also confident she would look good in a French maid costume.
Cook: Heidi (chiapet). Can Heidi cook? I don't know. This is a fun role in the film being that you only have a couple lines before being knifed in the back by Hannah, AND you get to hit a gong. This is the kind of role in a movie that I would like to play. Shit, maybe I should be the cook.
Singing Telegram Girl: Sophia (Feather). Probably the smallest role in the film with only one real line, but I dont think I could trust anybody else here to deliver it with the enthusiasm that I know Sophia would.
Gabe (schoolofruckus) would direct this reworked masterpiece.
My other idea would have been Scooby Doo, but all I could think of was either Devin the Dude or Marokoo as Scooby Doo and Colorado Ron as the stock villain. ...and Mr. Nipples would be Shaggy.
This was a great question.
Speaking of drummer friends, Brandon were you at one time a Dream Theater fan?
woah, weirdly timed posts.
That was excellent Brandon.
So, how is the screenplay coming along?
the busy bee has no time for sorrow.
this needs to be performed in the campgrounds this year. must.
If you had to invent a slang term, what would it be and what would it mean?
favorite curse word? you may exapnd to a list of favorites
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I approve of all those casting decisions Brandon. Genius, yet again.
Least favorite thing about San Diego is easily the lack of solid and usable public transportation. My favorite thing is the weather. 80 degrees in December? Yes please.
Last year was a pretty decent year I think. There was a person that I was starting to get close to during that time though I should have kept at a friends distance but allowed it to move a little past that which made for a lot of unnecessary drama. I would have been more responsible this go around if I were to change it.
I would go with my favorite golfer, Padraig Harrington. He's a great player and a great guy, and has a sweet Irish accent.
You know I would probably stick with drums, as it sort of suits my personality. As far as what band, I would go with playing for Bjork. I know it's a predictable choice for me but she is one of those artists where I would be excited about every song on the setlist.
DJ Lohan will be spinning at our wedding, and our first song will be a house remix of Peter Gabriel's In Your Eyes. Everyone in attendance will have small toy boomboxes on their tables which they will hold up over their heads.
Chris for some reason either loved the board game Mall Madness or played with his sister back in the day or something. Anyway, it was his birthday and so I threw this together. I like it because it looks pretty good for a photoshop. I blurred the hair into his head and added some grain to age it with the rest of the photo. I think it came out well. SALE AT THE SHOE STORE!
This photo was taken at our first official message board meetup back in 2005 I think. Some of these guys are still around. Anyway, I did a rework of the tv show Friends logo on it, and there it was. This one is here mainly for sentimental reasons. We also played Mall Madness that night.
3. Not Metal
Ha. This guy. Ok so on the old board we had this thread called "This is Kevin." This is Kevin was basically a treasure trove of random myspace pages of people who we thought were silly and ridiculous. Essentially we were mocking people on the internet from afar, but isn't that why most of us are here? I don't remember this guy's name, but he showed up in the This is Kevin thread and after browsing through his photos, I just couldn't help myself. I had to work some magic. The photoshop work really isn't anything to get excited about it's the reaction to it that puts it in my top five. So I post this picture, we all have a laugh and continue on about our business. Gabe then sends this kid a message with a link to the thread and he responds with death threats.
Crazy right? This is Kevin was a great thread.
2. Class Photo
I don't remember context-wise why I made this, but I spent a good deal of time on it and it was well received. All of the clubs are sort of personality trait related or just inside jokes so they may not make much sense now. If you were around back in the day they will be funny to you.
So on the old board Erik and I would pick at each other often, most of it being video game related and of course the big Depeche Mode Radiohead debate in addition to just typical bickering. I got into the habit of posting pictures of Zoltar, the genie from the movie Big, basically saying that Erik was all knowing and what not. It was just fun teasing. Eventually it got to the point where I wanted to photoshop him personally, and the idea sort of just popped into my head. This picture of him was absolutely perfect for both the mood and text placement of the project, and I got a good laugh out of it. I sat on it for a LONG time before finally posting it though, but I wanted it to be after he said something that was either completely ridiculous or had an air of superiority about it. He didn't disappoint and I unleashed this beauty onto the board. I enjoyed finally meeting Erik in person. He's a great guy and a dedicated music fan and his passion for the bands he loves is admirable. After we met and played some Wii all of the bickering sort of went away. I'd like to attribute it to the video games, but I think it was just that we understood each other better after meeting.
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Geez kills me...he's so good live!!!