I think baby carrots are fine, but I can see why people get weirded out by them. They look like midget fingers. From midgets who just ate an entire bag of Cheetos. And can you imagine if Bugs Bunny dined on baby carrots? He wouldn't be a cultural icon, I can promise you that.
I only get one wish? If I got more than one wish, I'd wish for a less creepy genie. Then I'd wish for the standard large sum of money without you making any changes to my life. Nothing about me or my life would be different, I'd just be fucking loaded. Not a good answer, but it's the correct one. Or I would wish to have the ability to fly. That would just be pretty cool.
I haven't had many chances to eat anything unusual and this kind of saddens me. I'm the type of person who would try many different things, given the opportunity. I've eaten an ant, but it was too small for me to really get any flavor out of it. I accidently tasted something and I there's an entire thread dedicated to that topic. This question makes me feel lame.
The album that's easiest for me to pick is OK Computer. So I wouldn't definitely choose that for them to play. The other one isn't the one that most Radiohead fans would pick, but it's my 2nd favorite Radiohead album. Hail to the Thief. It would be nice to hear "Go To Sleep." I'm not sure how often they play that live. As a cover song, I'd like them to do "Sea Song" by Doves. I think they would pull that off extremely well.
I don't think many things go underappreciated nowadays, what with the internet and all. It's hard to fly under the radar. That's why you have so many people claiming everything is overrated. I will say that, for it being the most chilling music I've ever heard, Sigur Ros is still pretty underappreciated. I would think it would have more mass appeal because it brings out so many emotions, but the average person doesn't actually like good music. The average person like pop that they don't have to think about.
Unfortunately I don't have a pic handy. If you remind me, I'll try to find one when I'm not at work. In high school I pretty much flew under the radar. I was friends with everyone, but I wasn't popular in the jock/homecoming king sense of the word. I spent a lot of my time drinking and smoking weed and not enough time going to class or doing homework. I was the guy who everyone knew and liked, but I wasn't top of mind in the social hierarchy.
There's a General Mills factory here in town and I when I drive past it, it makes me smile. I take a huge whiff.
My favorite beer is Dos Equis lager. That's my go-to beer. I like good ambers and lagers in general, but that seems to be the one I go to and enjoy the most. Beer snobs, I know there is much better beer out there. Trust me.
I try to stop at places like Subway. I'm usually not much of a fast food fan. There is an exception. I usually have to stop at In N' Out Burger if there's one in the town I'm visiting. But on a road trip, just give me a Subway and I'm a happy guy.
I drive a Techno Grey 2008 Saturn Vue. I bought it in January when it had 10 miles. It's been very good to me so far.
If you came to my classroom for a day, what would you teach the teenagers?
I may not be popular with the school after I gave this lesson, but I would talk to the teenagers about how they are socialized to believe a lot of bullshit. Whether it's religion or the fact that you're apparently supposed to have a certain job or have a family by a certain age. The crux of my lesson would be to do what makes you happy without harming other people.
When you can you stop by? Everybody needs to hear that lesson.
if you could have your own record label, movie production company or publishing company, which would you choose? What would the name of it be and what kind of stuff would you put out?
I think it has more to do with my social environment. My dad is kind of a dick. He means well, usually, but he can be a real asshole sometimes. When I have my mean moments, it's my dad coming out. It's especially fun when he and I disagree on something. But I say environment because I grew up with women. I have 2 older sisters and a very loving mom. They taught me compassion and generosity. So I'm friendly because of them.
Stuporfly, thank you for chiming in. I'm such a dick because women love it.
I would own a record label and name it Cocksmith Records. It would be covers of bands doing covers, but with a twist. Say you like My Morning Jacket's cover of "Tyrone." On my label, I would have Erykah Badu doing a cover of MMJ doing a cover of Erykah Badu's "Tryone." This works with any cover song where the original artist is still alive. I think it's brilliant.
I chew on stale carnitas for about 20 minutes every single morning. If you can't find carnitas, then placenta will do.
It's Monday. Why is Tommy still answering questions? Time to pick the board member of the week for this week. Stop hogging the limelight, you jerk.
these posts have been going well down with some gin and Fizzy Lizzy raspberry lemon.
Quick question, has anyone else here actually held a fetus? They're not very cute.
I only started yesterday, asshole.
Duly noted. Thank you for your input.
My friends and I did all of the standard things. We stole signs and egged cars. Maybe even broke some windows. When I went vandalizing with my cousins, though, it was much different. My cousins were cholos who lived in a ghetto neighborhood. One time we were walking around, throwing eggs and they were tagging the walls. The cousin who is 2 years younger than I am wrecked this kids bike that was just laying out near his trailor. And he tagged some gang thing, so the kid knew who it was. The next day, the kid came to my cousin's house where we were all playing basketball. He didn't say anything, he just punched my cousin right in the face. So my other cousin and I ran after this kid and tackled him. We started kicking him. The cousin who got hit, walked over and beat the shit outta him. The kid told his older brother what happened and we basically hid in the house for a few days until my parents came to pick me up. So that's not 100% a vandalism story, but it's the most memorable.
Do you remember when I bought you that churro? That churro symbolized the cock that I was offering.
Do you drive a lowrider?
Do you have a picture of yourself throwing up a gang sign in a serious demeanor?
Tommy, aside from your all male group showering sessions has any sexual situation ever freaked you out?
How heavy was the biggest girl you ever gave oral sex to?
If you go about 1:04 into this video, you can see me in the back seat of the first car that's bouncing. I was young at this point, but that car was passed down to me. And maybe I can pass it down to my son or daughter. My virgin Mary decal is fading, so I'll have to replace it before I hand it down. This is the pride of Espanola, New Mexico...
This is me the day I was born.
I had sex with a woman last February who wanted me to choke her hard while I was banging her. Like to the point where she almost was going to pass out. At first I didn't believe that she wanted to be choked. So I just sorta chuckled and went about my business. Then she called me a fuckin pussy and demanded to be choked. I tried, but I guess I was just too psyched out. So she guided my hand and pressed it on her neck really fucking hard. She's the only chick I've ever been with who has asked me for that, though there have been women I wanted to choke without their consent.
2nd place goes to getting my feet licked by a woman's dog while I was having sex with her about 3 years ago.
I went down on a girl when I was 17 and she was 19. She must've been about 2 bills or so I would say. I was drunk as shit and she attacked me, so I just went to work. Not my finest hour, and I was still young so I probably didn't even make her come. If my tongue was made of bacon I bet it would've done the trick.
How many 40's can you drink on any given night?
Please be specific on brand.
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How does this pic make you feel?