The Is It In story was alright. The cumsock story is whatever.
I meant more the "rape fantasy." That's what you usually try to pull out of lurkers in chat anyway.
He doesn't just target lurkers.
it's summer, baby.
I have to say, it doesn't get much better than incenstuous lesbian felching. I better stay seated for a while.
This is like a car accident. I must stay and watch the blood flow from their heads.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
Well, that's the impression you give, for what it's worth, which is probably nothing. Why am I still typing?
It was fun at first, but I never really got out of control with it. I was working full time and going to school, so it was strictly a weekend thing, and I never stayed up for longer than 24 hours. It was like that with everybody for the most part in the beginning, but soon enough shit got out of control.
it's really scary and sad to watch your close friends drastically change and turn into different people in front of your eyes. The only thing that really occurred to me was to simply walk away from it and completely cut them all off. It was too much fort me. i said some really nasty shit.
I wish there could have been a different way, but I feel like the people I miss don't really exist anymore, so it might not have mattered anyway.
Red Skull is not just a nazi...he is basically Hitler, but with a RED SKULL for a head. And he often times has super powers.
I thought about this for a while, and originally was going to go with a serpantine creature to at least fit the original shape of said genitals. With that in mind, I had pretty much decided, on the what some call "the king of the serpents," and in many stories has the power to cause death but a glance. that would be a good power to be cursed with.
But ultimately I decided that if I were going to be paired with a mythical beast, it might as well be a superbadass monster.
SO...I settled on the Chimera
There are many renditions and version of this thing, but rest assured that the one that would be my genitals would have the multiple different animal heads, the wings, and the snake(s) for tail(s) so i could use them as dicks and still have a badass monster attached to me.
it will happen though. Just make sure to remind me in case it starts to have been too long.
Or, put it this way: it's like an old tree, you can cut it open and cut the rings to see how many times someone has jacked off. It's like a fucking time capsule.
Okay, I think I'm pretty much caught up. Haven't had a chance to get into prized possessions yet.
Keep them coming folks.
Just wanted to say that your response to my question, listening to an album in the dark, sounds awesome. Definitely a very good week overall.
So ummm whos next for next week?
Drinky, every time I have seen a post from you I think of one of my favorite websites from the 90's. Have you reviewed this site and if so how has it affected your lifestyle?
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Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM
I'm a reasonable male, get off my case....
Uhhh...isn't it Tuesday? Did this die again?
^ It's just taking a nap, I think.
Voodoo 04, 06, 07, 08, 09 : Bonnaroo 07 : Coachella 10
Lets move this along. Who do people want to hear from next?
What have you got against felching?
Mostly the constipation.