This thread is hilarious. I'm new here but wanna be one of you guys!
1. If you HAD to genocide a group of people but the criteria for who deserves to be exterminated can be anything you want... what group would die and why?
2. What was the most shocking thing you ever realized about your own self?
3. Who's your favorite poster?
4. Have you ever had your cock inside anyone from the board?
You know the group of 18 to 22 year olds that all wear stuffed to the seams backpacks that go caravaning up to the front of the crowd while holding hands and make trains 15 people long? Them. I fucking hate them. Hey bitches, you want to be up at the front? GET TO THE FUCKING SHOW EARLIER. Jesus. It's a good thing I cant bring knives into Coachella.
After the breakup I found out that I had a lot more integrity than I thought I had previously. I found out my ex had a lot less.
As much as I love some of the newer people, I have to stick to my roots here and go with... oh I don't know. I like a lot of people for a lot of reasons. Some people I am close friends with, but I guess since you said "poster," I'll go with Pot.
I had a feeling that this question was going to come up, and I figured it would be from you. I just know your style. It came to my attention recently that there was a pretty widely held belief that I was more than friendly with a certain board member here, and I can only say that that simply isn't the case. I suppose I could see how people would think that, but unfortunately nobody from the board has seen my penis. Or had it inside them. I certainly wouldn't mind, but it has not happened. Sorry to disappoint.
That wouldn't be as much fun if I had CP. I wouldn't be able to fight back. Or give good handjobs.
3/30: White Fence, Twerps @ Bottom of the Hill
3/31: Public Service Broadcasting @ DNA Lounge
4/6: Hookworms, Disappears @ The Rickshaw Stop
4/8: Drive Like Jehu @ The Glass House
4/17: Swans, Angel Olsen
I had a dream once where I murdered a woman and her son with a golf club. I'm not sure what that says about me other than I really enjoy golf.
Brandon, obviously I was late on my question to weeklymix, but I'll turn and address it to you instead... Are you a man of your own descisions, or are you easily swayed by other's? Have you ever been provoked by peer pressure only to regret it later?
I'd like to think that I make my own decisions. I do regret though being talked into seeing Shes All That. 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.
In the history of your time on this board, what was your favorite thread?
Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
Love this board, slowly reading through some of it and everyone is hilarious! Makes me not so nervous to be going to coachella for the first time and going alone.
Top 5 women you'd like to sleep with. (celebrities)
please post a picture of your favorite simpsons character.
...Shit now that I think about it, I am going to go with the old confessions thread. The stories and revelations in that thing were legendary. Circular rocks, supernumerary and Ransom 1 all rank as some of my favorite board moments.
4. Natalie Portman (when she had really short hair)
3. Alessanda Ambrosio
2. Charlize Theron (circa Aeon Flux)
1. ScarJo. I mean come on.
Brandon, our list of celebrity women are almost identical. Cheers.
3/21/15 - Tweedy @ Theater at Ace Hotel // 3/27/15 - At The Gates (w/Converge, Pallbearer) @ Wiltern // 4/14/15 - Cloud Nothings @ Echo // 4/19/15 - Electric Wizard @ Roxy
// 4/22/15 - Faith No More - Wiltern // 5/15-17/15 - Psycho CA @ Observatory // 5/27/15 - Neutral Milk Hotel @ Warner Grand Theater //6/3/15 - Sufjan Stevens @ Dorothy Chandler
She didn't get away. She left.
Well in my quest to become extremely rich off of selling sex products, I had devised something that would truly revolutionize the world of sex toys and enhancements. Basically it was a small vibrator that would be surgically implanted into the base of the penis in an effort to deliver the highest level of satisfaction to the person on the receiving end of said penis. Our initial tests were extremely underfunded and ended up causing all sorts of problems (women receiving black eyes from performing fellatio, urine and ejaculate going everywhere, etc.) due to extremely high powered vibrations. Because of lack of funding and R&D, we were forced to use the components from old Nintendo 64 rumble packs but were never able to properly adjust the intensity of vibration. The project has since been scrapped and we are now working on vaginas with tongues.
And since we're on the subject of body parts and repairs...If there was one body part of yours that you'd like to change, or think needs to be fixed, which one would it be? And, why?
That would be my left foot. The one effected by the MD and the one I had surgery on.