Rule 1: Don't fuck up your own shit.
Rule 2: UNDER ABSOLUTELY NO CIRCUMSTANCES may you fuck up MY shit.
Rule 3: Don't be old hat.
Rule 4: When all else fails... fuck it.
Emotions typically not only violate Rule 1, which is of little concern to me, but tend to get in the way of Rule 2 by forcing me to cater to someone else's bullshit in order to maintain a friendship or what have you. and it's a crock. It's not my responsibility to care that you're emotional and cater to it. It's your responsibility to swallow your fucking emotions and act right.