It's that time again. You know the one. Time to spend inordinate amounts of time giving choppy, amateur cosmetic surgery to oversized harvest fruit. Time to lure small children to your dwelling with the promise of sugary treats. Time to display the most horrific consequences of accidental decapitation, ruthless slaughter, and autoerotic asphyxiation right in your front yard for all the neighbors to enjoy as though they were petunias, freshly peppered with drops of morning dew.
The point is, I'm sponsoring another pumpkin carving contest. Same rules as last year. Please refer to last year's thread for all relevant information. Prize to be determined, but, as previously, you're not really in it for the prize anyway.
Please enjoy the showcase of last year's entrants (congratulations to Alma aka TheFunkyLama, last year's winner and recipient of a fabulous pair of Groucho Marx glasses):
Good luck. Ask questions, poke fun, do your thing. Aaaand, go.