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    Maybe???

    Reports are swirling that Britney Spears' little sister Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, who gave birth to a daughter in July, is pregnant again.

    But this time, pals are begging her to consider other options.

    According to unidentified sources, Jamie Lynn didn't know a woman can get pregnant while breast-feeding. (Because mother's milk is a sure-fire contraceptive?)

    “Jamie Lynn is eight weeks pregnant right now, and she and her mom [Lynne Spears] are hysterical,” revealed a close source. “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out."

    Well, so much for their efforts.

    Of course, the National Enquirer is the main source of these stories.

    But they were right all along about John Edwards having an affair with ... what was her name? Oh right, Rielle Hunter.

    However, TMZ is now reporting that Jamie Lynn is not preggers! And they want someone to go get Lynn Spears down off the roof.

    Shall we arrange for that shipment of condoms to the Spears family home or wait until this upsetting rumor is proved absolutely true or totally false?

    Photo of Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge by WireImage

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    who cares

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    anal saves abortions
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by menikmati View Post
    who cares

    You do or you wouldn't have opened a thread with the title "Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again??????" and then posted in it.

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    wrong

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    I was just thinking to myself the other day, those darn spears girls havent been in the news lately. and BAM one of em gets knocked up. My world is now complete.

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    ya, maybe he cares about being indifferent...

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    THE ONLY OPTION IS TO KILL...ALL...BABIES!!!

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    HELL YES!! (about the cow)

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    Jamie Lynn Spears; Pregnant, Still Single and Better Than Fiction
    Written by P.M. Wortham

    One More Teenage Bun in the Oven
    Frustrating "The Spoof" staff writers one more time, Jamie Lynn Spears and her press agents have managed to issue statements so bizarre, as to render all amateur comedic journalists speechless. In parallel magazine articles released this Wednesday, friends and insiders from the Spears camp had suggested that the 17 year old was not only pregnant again, but had cancelled wedding plans with her sexually active, sperm-laden boyfriend and the father of her first child, Casey Aldridge.

    Writers who make a living, or at least pass the time by drumming up ridiculous and barely believable spoof stories about the Hollywood elite, were at a complete loss for story ideas on Jamie Lynn this week. Reluctantly admitting that "nothing tops the truth when it comes to that trailer trash ho", one senior editorial staffer followed with, "You just can't make this shit up."

    "It's a sad day for teenage girls the world over, when a no-talent, morally bereft, non-voting, pregnant, un-married, millionaire pixie and media whore becomes a role model", Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin said in response to the Jamie Lynn story. Other notable parents also offered comments to "The Spoof" after the Spears story broke this afternoon. Joe Simpson, father to Jessica and Ashlee was interviewed following a meeting with his parole officer. "At least my girls are more responsible than that", Papa Joe said. "With my 17 year old Ashlee and her boyfriend Pete Wentz, you can tell its true love. I look forward to becoming a positive influence on my first grandchild."

    There. That last paragraph felt pretty good. "Next!"

    ...

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    Caco?
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    who cares
    People who need to get new hobbies or other things to take up their time.

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    Truth.

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    Wait! Was Sarah Palin's remark for real or what?
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    3<

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    "ripped from the headlines" ha

    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    I'm gonna be Jamie Lynn Spears for Halloween.

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    the first picture looks like something out of married to the sea.
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    Id let her abort it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Id let her abort it.
    Fuck it. I'd let her have it and never her call her again.

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    4 evah

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    I care more about this cow than her pregnancy.
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    DREAM BIGGER

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    how 'bout them red sox?

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