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    "Hello? No, I can't have a baby right now because there is too much business."
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    You don't really think this thread will fly, do you?


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    Derailed before it ever had a chance. Thanks, BD
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    "Is $65 enough to get me the Executive Makeover?"
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    10:30 - 10:45: Tell George to go fuck himself.
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    "Okay, so that's 567...plus 373...multiplied by 4....that comes out to 3,760 fucks I give."
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    "It is meeting time. I will present them my power pose."
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    "Bob in corporate finance has the AIDS! Score!"
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    "our team made the sales! Now I can go to Chili's and meet the father of my next child!"
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    7/31/15 - Melt Banana w/Torche @ Roxy // 8/22/15-8/23/15 - FYF Fest @ Exposition Park // 9/17/15 - Hum w/Mineral @ Regent //9/26/15 - Titus Andronicus @ Roxy
    10/20/15 - Blur @ Hollywood Bowl // 11/12/15 - Desaparacidos @ Teragram Ballroom // 11/21/15 - Blind Guardian @ City National Grove of Anaheim

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    "Anyone down to make some career-limiting moves?"
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    "I don't even turn the computer on anymore."
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    "This is NOT what I meant when I said 'Girls just wanna have fun.'!"
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    "No time to suck these dicks - there's business afoot!"
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    "I gotta stop beating off and dropping acid at the office. I'm getting Sega Dreamcast flashbacks"

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    What the fuck kind of business is that going to be used for?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Derailed before it ever had a chance. Thanks, BD
    Since when does the custodian's two cents worth count as a contribution to our Christmas fund?
    Anything with E becomes a dance party. My vacuum cleaner becomes a dance party on E
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Since when does the custodian's two cents worth count as a contribution to our Christmas fund?
    ITT: How Bev thinks people that are gainfully employed speak.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Yes ma'am, you can cook and eat your placenta. Hold on a minute and I'll get you that recipe.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable male, get off my case....

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    Look at this guys! The patient in room 17 browses for underage Mexican prostitutes on his phone. What the fuck is a cr*** though?
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable male, get off my case....

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    "OK. Right there. That's where there's a flaw in Jameis Winston's throwing motion..."
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    Jamiroquai 2016 please.
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    How is any of that ironic? On this board I absolutely expect terrible people to call other people terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post

    "our team made the sales! Now I can go to Chili's and meet the father of my next child!"
    so scrolling down this thread, you her legs don't come into view right away. Those legs... ugh...
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    How is any of that ironic? On this board I absolutely expect terrible people to call other people terrible.

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    "LETS SEE WHAT I CAN PULL OUT OF MY ASS NEXT"
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Why is this all women?

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    Because, dumbgunz:



    YES ALL WOMEN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Why is this all women?
    Did you read the title of the thread?
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    "This is how Chinese people do business!"
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    I should really get checked for lice
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    "Alright, who moved the ladder?"

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    this thread is awesome! hahahahha
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