Just go to fucking Argentina already.
There is hardly any redeeming thing about this season. I am sad, not because it is the last season, but I am sad because THIS is how this series is ending? Shit man. The greatest things to happen this season was 1. The revelation that Dr V was Dexters "mom" and 2. Dr V getting her throat slashed.
I lol'd when Dr. Vogel's throat was slit. Oh how far this show has fallen since the Lithgow season or even the days of Dokes.
This is such a terrible season, its not even funny. WTF were they thinking?
Underworld: 4/13 @ Fox Theater
I kinda like it.
Fucking Harrison. Had to ruin everything.
It would have been better if Hannah made it to the treadmill in time and then beat the shit out of Harrison for not listening. Cut to finale and Dexter kills Hannah. Dexter and Deb run off to Argentina together to raise Harrison.
I figure the Son of Dexter: Harrison series can start in a few years with Harrison killing animals in the backyard.
This is great: http://www.reddit.com/r/Dexter/comme..._and_has_gone/
How are we supposed to be happy at the Deb and Quinn wedding when Dexter will be in prison and Harrison will be killing puppies?! HOW?????!
Also, I think Masuka still wants to nail his daughter. That whole storyline where he is a sperm donor can be added to the list of horrible things they have done this season.
LOL so there's this college football coach that everyone is saying looks like Ryan Gosling's twin, but he actually looks a lot more like Oliver hahaha:
LOL yes he does.
I predict that Masuka's daughter is going to be the one to finally find out about Dexter and tell everyone. She is in a prime position to do so and it's the only explanation I have for her introduction/existence on the series.
Edit: Masuka will probably think she is high when she tells him lol (why else have that scene where she randomly shows up late and baked?)
I just watched the most recent episode, and it's further confirmed that the show has just seriously taken a dump. I feel like I'm watching a soap opera with swearing now instead of a thrilling show about serial killers. I feel like I felt during the last season of Lost ("what the fuck is this and why am I still watching it. Might as well finish it since I've watched so much already.")
GOD DAMNIT HARRISON DON'T GET ON THE TREADMILL
Man, the final season of Lost is amazing. So rough to compare it to this travesty smh
Also, how fucking stupid is Hannah to say Harrison's real name at the hospital, but then mark herself as Deb on the waiting list. Obviously they weren't checking her ID, and Harrison had no documentation on him proving who he was. There are so many ways the writers have them all taking stupid chances now that Dexter and co. would never have taken earlier in the series. Why the hell couldn't Hannah have flown out of the country and Dexter could have caught up with her later? This last season is infuriating.
Towards the end of this episode I actually found myself asking "wait. why is Dexter going to Argentina...?"
And I honestly just got annoyed with the whole mess that happened plus "cliffhanger" at the end of the episode.
Underworld: 4/13 @ Fox Theater
I just finished last weeks episode. Wow was that a shit show. Deb helps Dex catch his prey now? and she does it with a giant cheezy smile even? Batista telling Dexter to leave the scene of the crime. So much absurd shit from a show that was once way more careful. that may have been the worst episode of the entire series. I can't wait to laugh at the finale when I watch it this week.
The one good thing I can say about the final season of Dexter, and especially the finale, is they did a brilliant job of making sure I won't lament its passing.
1/30 Julia Holter @ Teragram, 2/4 GY!BE @ The Cathedral Sanctuary, 2/9 Andrew Bird @ Teragram Ballroom, 2/25 Metric @ House of Blues, 3/5 Emmy the Great @ Bootleg Bar, 3/25 Daughter @ The Ace, 4/9 Operators @ Bootleg, 4/14,17 Lush @ Roxy, Warfield, 4/18 CHVRCHES, Wolf Alice @ Fox Theater, 6/1-5 Primavera Sound