She is afraid to fly because half of her touring crew from 1973 or whatever died in a plane crash. She has appeared live like three times as a guest in the last 35 years. Getting her would be a bigger deal than The Smiths and Led Zeppelin, just because of the fucking longevity of her absence.
Make up rumors of who's playing > keep track of who's confirmed > whine about where the lineup is > lineup announced! > bitch about how the lineup sucks > whine about what bands will be added > bands finally added! > whine about where set times are > set times finally announced! > bitch about how set times suck > goto show > come back and say Coachella was best ever! > start rumors for next year