So I was crossing that huge ass crosswalk at the echoplex last night after not getting in to see M83 and there was this car was just sitting there. I went for the right away, and sure enough I had to jump out of the way as they took off.
Moby then looked at me with his rimmed, unsincere eyes and mouthed an apology.
I wish he hit me though. I'm so poor.
Does anyone else have stories about Moby hitting them with his car?