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    I had no problem knowing Amy liked porn with 2 or more dudes, either.
    Those are usually the best kinds of porn.

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    Yes. My drunken post several years ago (posted and quickly deleted) is EXACTLY THE SAME as your consitent need to overshare. You have a Sex Thread to be disgusting in.
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Oh, so if you're drunk you get a pass? What if I'm certifiably crazy? Do I get a pass?
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    I am joking btw. Hence the --->
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    You have so far
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Oh, so if you're drunk you get a pass? What if I'm certifiably crazy? Do I get a pass?
    Sexy talk in my world
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    This made me laugh way more then it should have.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    And I have no problem knowing capn's husband has a big shlong.
    This is knowledge I can get behind people knowing.
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    I was informed yesterday that Devin came into existence when someone dared God to create a gayer, less intimidating Andy Milonakis.

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    last.fm
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    6/3/15 - Sufjan Stevens @ Dorothy Chandler // 7/15/15 - Shellac @ Regent // 7/31/15 - Melt Banana w/Torche @ Roxy

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    Nic Cage clearly had precognitive awareness of the internet and has spent his entire life in pursuit of filling it with wonder and horror.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post
    This is knowledge I can get behind people knowing.
    Why? You're a married man. Keep it in your pants ricardo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    YUUUUUUCK
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    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
    5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    He is growing a nose on his forehead so that he can eventually replace his existing nose? (..is what I'm getting from this)
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    But why would they install the nose in progress nostrils up? That's my only question. That would make lather, rinse, repeat process pretty unsavory.
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    Would suck when it rains
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Maybe it fit better that way.
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Maybe it fit better that way.
    When you look at his facial proportions it appears the growing nose is going to look massive when it's in the middle of his face. It's freaking huge!
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    They may reconstruct it...at least I hope they do!
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    You're also seeing it from a skewed perspective in the photo.
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    ^^ That too
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    ahahahahaha

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    6/3/15 - Sufjan Stevens @ Dorothy Chandler // 7/15/15 - Shellac @ Regent // 7/31/15 - Melt Banana w/Torche @ Roxy

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