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  1. #17851
    VigoTheCarpathian
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    My lesbisn friends. I don't trust those wee wees Amy. One if them has my gorgeous cuz trapped in Paris taking photography classes.

    You know, they think cheating is ok because they say that monogamy is sacleblue and stuff and that the only bad thing is getting caught. Plus, at coachella I was grilling the wee wee about Greece and he said "yes, but we have the money and the gunz. We are ready" ready for what? Why are they fighting in Somalia and Mali? They are closet conservative imperialists who want an empire do that they can have ménage a troia with the natives

  2. #17852
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    Is he good at sex?

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    The best.
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  4. #17854
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    Do u guys notice that In euro porn the dudes make a lot of dramatic noises?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    The best.
    Awesom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    The best.
    I don't think you've experienced a large enough sample size to make this claim.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

  7. #17857
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    I didn't realize it until my friends over heard me having sex years ago and I guess I was all ohhhh yesss moaaaa yes baby and the. I thought maybe I picked it up from the Internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I don't think you've experienced a large enough sample size to make this claim.
    But maybe he is the best anyways how do we know ill take her word for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I say that because it doesn't feature nearly as prominently among search results among the various free streaming sites as it used to.

    Also, PornMD is an aggregate search site that pulls from the top 8 most used streaming sites.

    And i am using "streaming site" here meaning the porn version of Youtube and the like.
    PornMD is solid. Lolastube is also a winner
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    what the fuck the last page and a half
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Patrick, the best so far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    what the fuck the last page and a half
    People think this is the right thread to discuss Amy's sex life.
    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

  13. #17863
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    Oh man

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    I use PornHub because it's on my Boxee. I'm not sure how to find videos I liked to watch them again though.
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  15. #17865
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    I'm really curious about this. What do you look for in a porn? Is it the dudes bod that does it for you or the sex itself or both or something more specific ?

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    Porn just isn't real enough, in the sense that it's just two people who get paid to fuck getting paid to fuck. There needs to be reality porn. Real wives. Real guilt. Real virgins. Real mutants. Real strangers. Real risks. Real college girls. Real bar slugs (gwaydita). Real weaves. Real everything. You're doing it all wrong if a script is involved, unless that's part of the fantasy (which it usually isn't, though cheese is a long standing tradition in the industry).

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    God Amy. Shut the fuck up. NO ONE HERE wants anything sexual about you in their head.
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    God Amy. Shut the fuck up. NO ONE HERE wants anything sexual about you in their head.
    End the suffering. Stop posting.


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    Speak for yourself, Jen.
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    last.fm
    7/31/15 - Melt Banana w/Torche @ Roxy // 8/22/15-8/23/15 - FYF Fest @ Exposition Park // 9/17/15 - Hum w/Mineral @ Regent //9/26/15 - Titus Andronicus @ Roxy
    10/20/15 - Blur @ Hollywood Bowl // 11/12/15 - Desaparacidos @ Teragram Ballroom // 11/21/15 - Blind Guardian @ City National Grove of Anaheim

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    Sorry. I'll stop clicking-to-read posts.
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    last.fm
    7/31/15 - Melt Banana w/Torche @ Roxy // 8/22/15-8/23/15 - FYF Fest @ Exposition Park // 9/17/15 - Hum w/Mineral @ Regent //9/26/15 - Titus Andronicus @ Roxy
    10/20/15 - Blur @ Hollywood Bowl // 11/12/15 - Desaparacidos @ Teragram Ballroom // 11/21/15 - Blind Guardian @ City National Grove of Anaheim

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    last.fm
    7/31/15 - Melt Banana w/Torche @ Roxy // 8/22/15-8/23/15 - FYF Fest @ Exposition Park // 9/17/15 - Hum w/Mineral @ Regent //9/26/15 - Titus Andronicus @ Roxy
    10/20/15 - Blur @ Hollywood Bowl // 11/12/15 - Desaparacidos @ Teragram Ballroom // 11/21/15 - Blind Guardian @ City National Grove of Anaheim

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    ALSO.. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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    last.fm
    7/31/15 - Melt Banana w/Torche @ Roxy // 8/22/15-8/23/15 - FYF Fest @ Exposition Park // 9/17/15 - Hum w/Mineral @ Regent //9/26/15 - Titus Andronicus @ Roxy
    10/20/15 - Blur @ Hollywood Bowl // 11/12/15 - Desaparacidos @ Teragram Ballroom // 11/21/15 - Blind Guardian @ City National Grove of Anaheim

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    Ok I went back through and deleted stuff to appease her majesty.
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    God bless you child

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    I have no problem knowing that Amy likes to watch redheads get double-teamed
    last.fm
    7/31/15 - Melt Banana w/Torche @ Roxy // 8/22/15-8/23/15 - FYF Fest @ Exposition Park // 9/17/15 - Hum w/Mineral @ Regent //9/26/15 - Titus Andronicus @ Roxy
    10/20/15 - Blur @ Hollywood Bowl // 11/12/15 - Desaparacidos @ Teragram Ballroom // 11/21/15 - Blind Guardian @ City National Grove of Anaheim

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    And I have no problem knowing capn's husband has a big shlong.
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