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    Grumpy. Everyone else looks like scared while Grumpy's eyes are the only ones that look like he is ready for the kill, so to speak.
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    he looks more in the mood to make hate.
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    I'm confused why there's a Brazzers logo on both of those pics.
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    Brazzers is a popular straight porn site/studio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    Brazzers is a popular straight porn site/studio.
    Or as it's known colloquially, "porn."
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    I was explaining specifically what it was, but if you want to be all cunty about it, yes, porn.

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    Is the whole "let's put a Brazzers logo on any image that has one person on one side and many people on another side and therefore it implies it will be a gangbang" thing really funny anymore? This meme is old as dirt and Brazzers isn't even that popular of a website anymore from what i can tell
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    Thanks for explaining the joke.







    Seriously, thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Brazzers isn't even that popular of a website anymore from what i can tell
    Go on...
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Yes, Drinkey, what are the popular porn websites these days?

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    I could use some new material also, drinkey.

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    My bf pointed me to kink.com
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    I say that because it doesn't feature nearly as prominently among search results among the various free streaming sites as it used to.

    Also, PornMD is an aggregate search site that pulls from the top 8 most used streaming sites.

    And i am using "streaming site" here meaning the porn version of Youtube and the like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    My bf pointed me to kink.com
    What did he point with?
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Well, it was a link on a text he sent me. I was typing figuratively.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Is that where he leaned about realistic and non-realistic lesbian sex?
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    I am assuming he's had group sex involving lesbians, although I haven't asked him outright.

    edit: is that a weird thing to assume? lol
    Last edited by amyzzz; 09-25-2013 at 11:00 AM.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Depends. was this group sex in a basement in Seattle?

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    Probably somewhere in Europe. Or Mesa. lol.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Default Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Or perhaps Tijuana
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    He has mentioned wanting to go to Rocky Point, but not Tijuana.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Your boyfriend tells you, "the lesbian sex in that movie isn't realistic. I should know," and you don't follow up on how he knows?

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    I just asked him, and he replied "lol."
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Do you ever have non-text conversations with him
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    I'm better at talking through text, which is kind of sad I guess. The answer is yes, though.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    He says he knows from talking to his lesbian friends.
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    lol k

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    His response makes more sense than what I was thinking.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    His response sounds like bullshit though.

    Likely true answer: He has watched a lot of internet porn, including lesbian porn that is clearly made for and marketed to actual lesbians, and the lesbian sex they have in those films looks very different from the lesbian sex in your normal male-fantasy-driven porn. He has concluded, therefore, that lesbian-oriented lesbian porn sex is "real" and male-fantasy-driven lesbian porn sex is "not real". I can see the logic.

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    penpals....the new boyfriend

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