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    but it's not funny
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    last.fm
    7/31/15 - Melt Banana w/Torche @ Roxy // 8/22/15-8/23/15 - FYF Fest @ Exposition Park // 9/17/15 - Hum w/Mineral @ Regent //9/26/15 - Titus Andronicus @ Roxy
    10/20/15 - Blur @ Hollywood Bowl // 11/12/15 - Desaparacidos @ Teragram Ballroom // 11/21/15 - Blind Guardian @ City National Grove of Anaheim

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    last.fm
    7/31/15 - Melt Banana w/Torche @ Roxy // 8/22/15-8/23/15 - FYF Fest @ Exposition Park // 9/17/15 - Hum w/Mineral @ Regent //9/26/15 - Titus Andronicus @ Roxy
    10/20/15 - Blur @ Hollywood Bowl // 11/12/15 - Desaparacidos @ Teragram Ballroom // 11/21/15 - Blind Guardian @ City National Grove of Anaheim

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    who is who again?

    Nothing worse than getting blunt smoke in your eye, and that's how you know she's a newb. I would say they should fuck, and get it over with, but it's obvious they're related, so it's probably better that Miley sticks to rappers like unpaid child support for now. Maybe next round, Biebs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    but it's not funny
    Eh. Can't win them all. The last few pages have other clunkers too.
    Last edited by HunterGather; 08-29-2013 at 04:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    Eh. Can't win them all. The last few pages have other clunkers too.
    Although true. There was an attempt in most the other bad ones.
    Certain songs they get so scratched into our souls

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    Not really...
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    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I really wish I could make this my avatar..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    That has Courtney's old man baby beat by a considerable distance. To hell with college, I'd start saving for plastic surgery now.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    No way. That child's face is incredible. He's already 60% of the way toward becoming an eccentric composer.

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    He already has white hair!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MotorAve View Post
    Careful, while the threats are amusingly clueless, I could probably have this whole board shut down with one phone call.

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    Lil' Bub meets Grumpy Cat

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    I didn't plan on looking at all 88, but before I knew it, I was there.
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    #73 is a sign I've seen for many, many years.

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    cats are natures true assholes. which is why i also love them.
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    This could probably go in the video game thread too but I'm putting it here because Japan.

    Quote Originally Posted by travelfan View Post
    It's a bit unfair though, when I change an MP3 halfway through a song at a party I get yelled at, whereas Skrillex probably got a blow job.

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    I couldn't stop watching that video. Lol.
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    This is insane.


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    I would love to beat the living bejesus out of that customer. It's a great feeling when untempered violence is justified.
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    We've come full circle to the end of the thread folks, it has indeed been grand.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    holy shit dude
    ^I earned this.^

    "Oh this uncertainty is taking me over"

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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    This is insane.

    This didn't happen
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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