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    good one. that only took almost an hour to come up with. you're quick, if nothing else, tits.
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    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
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    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Sorry, I was busy doing other things like fisting your father
    DREAM BIGGER

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    did he like it? did you save some for me?
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    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
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    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    He squealed like a freshly neutered piglet
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    In my experience that means you're going about it all wrong. You should keep practicing on yourself a little more.
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    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
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    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    He said he don't mind, he is used to abysmal failures and anguish
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    2005, 2007, 2011, 2012 W1 & W2, 2013 W1 & W2, 2014 W1 & W2, 2015 W1 & W2, 2016 W1 & W2 and SOON 2017 W1 & W2!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    Looks like the so-called rescuer enjoys videotaping that poor creature being thrown and tumbling down that mountainside a little too much. I would be absolutely thrilled to shove that mother fucker right down that slope with that sheep. The shit I would do if only I were invisible ...
    Do you use a parking placard for being morbidly retarded?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    He squealed like a freshly neutered piglet
    Sorry, tits. Couldn't wait any longer for your "snappy" snarky comeback (my time is extremely valuable). And it looks like I missed a real zinger there. Whew! Now where were we? Oh, yeah, you're a dude with a D cup ....
    Last edited by kvnty; 06-04-2014 at 06:52 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
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    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandma View Post
    Do you use a parking placard for being morbidly retarded?
    Go tend to your knitting, Grandma Dumb Shit.
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    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Grandma doesn't have a D cup.

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    Animals being jerks is fantastic http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/83290898/







    It's funny how everything was roses when we held on to the guns.

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    Meanwhile, in Russia a 'Ballistic missile' floats into flooded Russian village.



    http://rt.com/news/164808-floating-m...erian-village/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post

    OOOOOOo NO ONE CAN STOP MEEEEEE

    THE DICK SUCKING MONSTAHHHHH

    dick sucking magneto... the villain.

    love

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    Genius PSA from VDub

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    diabolical
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    December 10 - Children of Bodom/Abbath
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    AC/DC-Ride-FlyingLotus-ActionBronson-WuTangLtd-Interpol-TameImpala-LykkeLi-Caribou-Squarepusher-Kimbra-ReverendHortonHeat-SylvanEsso-Haerts-Eagulls-LosRakas-GhostofASaber

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    St.Vincent-Florence-BrandNew-Desaparecidos-OFF-ChicanoBatman-Mě-NightTerrorsOf1927-Drake... nah, just kidding, Fuck Drake

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    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    I could watch the guy at 1:40 forever.

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    He scared me a little.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I know we've all had one of these Tuesday afternoons...

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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    somebody please get the gif of that guy what the fuck

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    December 10 - Children of Bodom/Abbath
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    I was born to do this!!!!!

    It's funny how everything was roses when we held on to the guns.

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    10/29 Hot Chip @ The Fox Theatre
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    It's funny how everything was roses when we held on to the guns.

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