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    Pranksters Convince Their Friend He’s Been In A Coma For 10 Years After His Fifth DUI.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrel...a-coma-for-ten

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    http://gawker.com/the-perfect-soluti...ium=socialflow

    The Perfect Solution to Obnoxiously Loud Public Cellphone Conversations

    — "Don't you hate when people talk loudly on their phones in public?" asks professional prankster Greg Benson.
    Benson, of MediocreFilms, believes he's come up with the perfect way to get people to stop having loud private conversations on their cellphones when they're out in public.

    He calls his technique "cellphone crashing," and it's exactly what it sounds like.

    In his latest candid camera video (shot by his wife), Benson situates himself next to chatty cellphone users at the airport, and proceeds to pretend he and the person next to him are having identical conversations.

    Simple yet diabolical yet harmless yet effective. The best kind of trolling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shotglass75 View Post
    Pranksters Convince Their Friend He’s Been In A Coma For 10 Years After His Fifth DUI.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrel...a-coma-for-ten


    funny idea, serious context.
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Good god, I was with her up until that point. After hearing her say that I was almost embarrassed for agreeing with her about the whole santa thing.

    EDIT: I should clarify. After watching more clips on this batshit crazy hot blonde, by no means do I agree with wherever the fuck she is coming from. I think I fall under the "why the hell are we turning Santa Claus into a race issue anyways?" camp. This women is just as extreme as the other side she is opposing I think.
    White people, being the dominant culture here, have the privilege of (generally) not considering race. As a white person I am treated differently and most of the culture and our history (and history books, especially!) reinforces the power and worth of white people.

    Even if she seriously considers Santa Claus to have been a real person and wants to anachronistically call Saint Nicholas (aka Nikndolaos of Myra) "white" and say we have to stick to that because he's a historical figure, well, she immediately contradicts herself with her "Jesus was white" nonsense. People - who presumably consider him a historical person - paint him whatever color makes them feel important/safe/happy. He has been played in major films by Max von Sydow, Robert Powell, Willem Dafoe and Jim Caviezel, all of them white.

    If you can represent Jesus* as white then there is no reason you can't represent Santa Claus as, well, Ethiopian, Thai, Inuit, Hawaiian, from wherever.


    * See also Moses (Charlton Heston, Russell Crowe), Cleopatra (an actual historical figure! played by Elizabeth Taylor, Hildegard Neil**, Lynn Redgrave), and so on forever.

    ** Opposite Heston as Antony. He also played Ben Hur, Ramon Miguel Vargas, Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar (El Cid) and John the Baptist [Yes, I realize I am now mixing real and fictional characters].
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    This is the dumbest thing I have seen today - and that's saying a lot because I've perused the "What's Your Best Of?" Thread:

    "25 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Black!" which varies from people who were quite obviously Black to people who are not, in fact, Black. Please note that the actual internal headline is "25 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were African-American" because words mean nothing now and everything is wrong.

    http://styleblazer.com/191954/25-cel...s-forget-black

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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Need some help enlarging this. Paging GPS.

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    Strike's Anal Reading of "Twas the Night Before Christmas..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Unleash the hounds!!!



















    Cheers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    funny idea, serious context.
    Poorly executed. He's not going to learn his lesson from thinking he's been in a coma for five minutes. They should have told him he drove home drunk and killed his daughter. That may have scared him.
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    The idiot was so humored. "Herp derp, you did prank! Hahahaha!"

    Ineffective prank, probably cost a bit to setup too

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    We got a better reaction out of my college roommate when we tricked him into believing he had slept for a whole day after finals and missed his ride home.
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    09,10,12w1,13w1,14w1,15w1

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    God. That Obama sign interpreter gif is fucked and amazing.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    ^ Agreed
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    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable male, get off my case....

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    Last edited by McDunnough; 12-17-2013 at 10:09 PM.
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    You two are so fucking stupid it brings genuine tears to my eyes. That I am locked into the same species with you hideous worms causes me unbearable sadness.

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    Finally a return to this threads origins...

    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable male, get off my case....

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    Quote Originally Posted by McDunnough View Post
    This is much better in its video form

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    ^i love it. so fucking true...
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    Smooches. =)
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    Shut it down.

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    For the capn

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    haahaaa
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Oh look it stopped snowing...

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    ...and the follow up
    Oh look it stopped snowing...

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    That guy is so cold lol. God that is so funny though.
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    Smooches. =)
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    Shut it down.

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    Checkmate, JCVD.


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