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    My neighbor told me they were going to have their tree professionally dropped, and wanted to know if I needed any of my trees dropped - I replied "no, I only drop dangerous trees". I then asked if they were going to limb it up before they drop it because it has a lot of back weight, to which he replied "yep". You can imagine my surprise when I returned home and saw they were over 95% committed, with the limbs still on and no ropes.


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    That's stupid to use an axe instead of a chainsaw for a tree of that size. It was notched to fall in the correct direction at least.
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    I don't believe that commercial was even out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    I don't believe that commercial was even out.
    If you are referring the 9/11 picture, the State Farm jingle was written in 1971.
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    Right, but was the commercial out depicting a state farm rep saving your ass upon reciting the jingle? Maybe it's always been, I don't know.

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    Whether it was or wasn't out, what does that have to do with the "joke?"

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    that they didn't know?

    it's gonna be way funnier once this is all clarified.

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    gunz, you edited.

    if it was out, it makes sense. if it wasn't, the people wouldn't have known to say it, which to me makes it unfunny. if the joke was intended to suggest it would have been nice information to know, that's only kind of funny to me.

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    Continued analysis of it will only make it funnier. Keep it up.

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    So I suppose a pic of Jesus dying on the cross saying "BRB" would offend Marooko's sensibilities because Jesus didn't text. or speak english.

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    The jingle was written in 1971, what the fuck are you babbling about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    The jingle was written in 1971, what the fuck are you babbling about?
    I think the "Do the jingle!" bit puts it in the context of the current ad campaign. Marooko's right, I mean OMG anachronistic humor is just SOOO boring.

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    I believe I said...kind of funny. slightly different than SOOO boring.

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    HEY MAROOKO COMMUNISM WASN'T EVEN INVENTED IN THE MIDDLE AGES CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY DID THIS SHIT? SO DUMB.


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    You would know.

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    that all you guys got? you're slippin'.

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    going forward, I'll be sure to check in with you all on what is funny before I decide to laugh or not.

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    marooko you are a well-known pious wet blanket stick-up-your-butt crusader. I can only speak for myself, but I really doubt if anyone here gives a shit whether you laugh or not. What gets annoying is your incessant cluttering of otherwise mildly entertaining threads with your sourpuss whining.

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    That's a little better. would it be considered funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    That's a little better. would it be considered funny?
    don't you mean at least "kinda funny"?

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    No. I would have specified. kind of like I did before.

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    Let's cleanse the marooko out of mouths with some 'shop/grump cat joy:

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    phonographer killin' it!!

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    I haven't posted anything here for a while so I'm trying to make up for lost ground.
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    Those elevator ones are fucking great.
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    The cutout girl is both terrifying and hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    I know I'm late to the party but Drinkey posts are so sweet, I begrudgingly finished the last third of this motherfucking tub of Southern Butter Pecan.


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