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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole. Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    LEAVE THE INTERNET YOU JADED BITCH.

    now your life's number one problem is solved.
    In my head I picture your avatar yelling that at her and her walking away crying and kicking rocks
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I am so tempted to click on the cum box link... Is it THAT bad?
    It is disturbing.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole. Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Just two of the many fine examples of funny internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRotten42 View Post
    It is disturbing.
    I read the story but couldn't click the link.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Its a disturbing picture, but not enough to make you gag and throw up right away. It's more like a forensics lab puzzle. So much DNA, someone tried to set fire to. So much history of fapping.

    And how its open is crazy also - I imagined originally a hole he stuck his dick in as he came, this is not the case here. It seems the perp would pull the "cumbox" from the general storage area, lay it on the floor in front of him, and proceed with the batin'. He would then ejaculate aggressively aiming to dirty up that box.

    Because that box has cum everywhere.

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    His comments of the smell is what got me...

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    OKAY FINE I'LL READ ABOUT THE CUMBOX
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    Okay, enough of that. It's time to play the Perfect Strangers video game.
    http://nothingsgonnastopmenow.com/
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    http://www.people.com/people/article...s-topheadlines



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    Also this,

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1461288.html

    I wish there was a picture of the toothless dude, but the related video "Man Pulls Cruise Ship With Teeth" at the bottom is pretty great. Hahaha toothless guy, look what you can't do anymore!
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    Not gonna lie, that was fun. At least better than work!
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Okay, enough of that. It's time to play the Perfect Strangers video game.
    http://nothingsgonnastopmenow.com/
    Yes. Yes. Yes.

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    Uh-Mazing

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole. Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms

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    Holy all horrible god.

    http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...e_most/c4iyjqi

    When asked "Medical Professionals of Reddit, what's the most fucked up thing you've seen?"
    Medical Student here.
    On my OB/GYN rotation we had a lady well into her 70's come in with difficulty pooping. Abdominal CT scan in the ER showed a mass in her abdomen/pelvis that, as best we could tell, was her uterus. A lady's uterus at that age is usually the size of a lemon. This one was the size of a basketball. It was so big that it was occluding her colon and subsequently her ability to poop.
    The first step was for us to figure out what was causing the mass. Problem is, the patient was mentally handicapped and noncommunicative. She had been jumping from caretaker to caretaker and no one really knew her history. She resisted attempts to undergo a pelvic exam (read: look up her vagina and see what's what), so the decision was made to take her to the operating room and figure this whole debacle out during an "exam under anesthesia".
    I'm scrubbed in on the case. The resident looks over at me, gives me a nod, and says "well, figure it out." I lube up and begin with a bimanual exam. That's the OB/GYN exam where the fingers of one hand are in the vagina, and the fingers of the other hand press on the abdominal wall and you try to palpate structures between your hands. But, I didn't get very far. As soon as I put the fingers of my right hand into her vagina I knew what was up. All I could say was "Oh dear God." I stayed quiet and gestured for the resident to do the same exam. She got just as far as I did and was like "Oh no way." She then gestured to the attending physician who was now gowned and gloved and ready, and in turn, he had a similar response to the bimanual.
    Here's what was up. Her vagina ended abruptly after a few centimeters. It was just a wall. Imagine it being about the diameter and depth of a shot glass. It's called a vaginal septum, and it's a rare abnormality in which the vagina doesn't develop into a hollow structure as it should, and instead has a blockage. Imagine the vagina as a toilet paper tube, and this septum being a permanent door damming it up in the middle.
    The implications are what made us all pause. This means that this old woman has been having periods her whole life, but they've had nowhere to go. No outflow tract. Just... bottled up in her uterus. This wasn't a mass per se, it was a uterus inflated with EVERY PERIOD SHE HAS EVER HAD.
    The resident handed me the scalpel and took a step back. I had no idea what monsters might have been lurking in Pandora's Box. (No, the patient's name was not Pandora). I made a small incision in the septum and waited for a thousand evils to pour out of that thing a la the (spoiler alert) recent Demon Queef on Game of Thrones. What emerged escapes explanation, but suffice it to say, Hershey's chocolate syrup has been ruined for me, and 3 liters of it at that. Brown and Red and Clotty and Smelly and Awful.
    After we drained her uterus, we resected the rest of the vaginal septum and that was that. Problem solved for her. Cannot unsee for me.

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    jesuschristfuck
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    Goddammit. Goddamn Internet. Fuck you.

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    well this is just as bad. fucking reddit. fuck you cutter fuck it all http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co..._thats/c0er6q4


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    You know what's worst about that though? That dude was paraphrasing the original story. I remember when that was originally posted to reddit and the dude vividely described biting into the "jolly rancher" and other awesome details. My friends still bring that up every time they see one of those can

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    I read up until "normally the uterus is the size of lemon, her uterus was the size of a basketball..." then skipped down to the last last which read "then we were finally done draining her uterus."

    I moved on after that.

    I agree with the others. Fuck you internet. I stayed off most of these sites for years due to polluting my mind with Stileproject.come back in the day. The internet is a gateway to hell.

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    The vaginal septum story is surprisingly quite common in most ER's and infertility treatment clinics, the jolly rancher story is fucking stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Okay, enough of that. It's time to play the Perfect Strangers video game.
    http://nothingsgonnastopmenow.com/
    awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Okay, enough of that. It's time to play the Perfect Strangers video game.
    http://nothingsgonnastopmenow.com/
    wow.
    whoever made that deserves several beers and possibly a handjob. no handjob from me though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    wow.
    whoever made that deserves several beers and possibly a handjob. no handjob from me though.
    the designer has already been paid. that was not a labor of love, it was a commission. It's marketing to sell the show in iTunes.

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    Not sure if that was posted yet, but - well... you'll see. Be careful for whom you look hot.



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    Jimmy Kimmel didn't waste any time jumping into the fray surrounding the New Jersey mother charged with child endangerment after police said her 5-year-old daughter was burned in a tanning bed.

    "Is she tanning or did she fall down the chimney?" Kimmel asked the audience during his monologue last night on ABC-TV. "She looks like Wile E. Coyote after the dynamite stick blows up. ... She's so tan it's actually racist."






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    Quote Originally Posted by cutterbutter View Post
    Reminds me of the last time I played a drinking game called links (maybe 5 years ago). Links can make someone drink massive amounts of beer in a very short game. We weren't even five minutes into drinking when I saw my buddy looking not so good. We all had just finished eating some very heavy mexican food and started playing links right after. He stood up, looked like hell, and said "man I got to take a shit". He walked to the bathroom, too bad someone was in it, turned around and shot vomit everywhere.
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