Nice.. Sean Penn was the biggest thing for me going until 5 pm.. Sitting here enjoying some cocktails till then hah
Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples
scoop the eucalyptus infused shit out of a koala's ass and chow down you crocodile dundee special edition blu-ray owning, fosters keg hoarding, didgeridoo fellating, outback steakhouse gift card carrying dingo-dicked puddle of kangaroo piss.
that was so lame. He just kept saying get on the bus. NO one had any idea what he was talking about. If he was trying to get people on it, at least give some ligistics. and more than a few hours notice.
I say he gets 2 hippies
Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.
Man was sean penn boring as hell. He seemed like he was really fucked up on something. lol.
Originally Posted by menikmati
Make up rumors of who's playing > keep track of who's confirmed > whine about where the lineup is > lineup announced! > bitch about how the lineup sucks > whine about what bands will be added > bands finally added! > whine about where set times are > set times finally announced! > bitch about how set times suck > goto show > come back and say Coachella was best ever! > start rumors for next year
Just for shits and giggles (and cuz I was still holding out for an Eddie Vedder emergence) I went to both Penn sets. I loved how he said he was just gonna "be spontaneous" and then gave the exact same Celine Dion a capella/be spontaneous speech on the main stage. Way to plan your spontaneity Spicoli!
I wonder how many babies were being raped while he was screwing Petra Nemcova in a million dollar hotel suite?
Sean Penn hatred is too fucking trendy around here. I'm guessing next year at Coachella instead of short-shorts and cheesy sweat bands on dudes, it'll be shirts that say "I hated Sean Penn before it was cool."
He was trying to do something worthwhile...he stumbled with his delivery and it came off kind of poorly...that's all.