scoop the eucalyptus infused shit out of a koala's ass and chow down you crocodile dundee special edition blu-ray owning, fosters keg hoarding, didgeridoo fellating, outback steakhouse gift card carrying dingo-dicked puddle of kangaroo piss.
sean directed into the wild. one of the adventure stops along chris' journey was participating in the coachella experience. maybe sean is paying tribute... or maybe he wants to show up his ex-wife and show up on a stage during his scheduled 'set'.
I mean, maybe the 15 min slot is a speech. But nobody wants to see him on the mainstage spouting his mouth for a half hour. That's gotta be something else. Like Eddie Vedder.
True, but it's not like he is taking time from other performers. There was going to be a gap of silence in between these acts anyways so who really cares if someone is up there spewing some stuff. Shit, it's better than that old fart reading haiku on stage for 15 minutes. Maybe someone will learn something.
It's funny how everything was roses when we held on to the guns.