Desert Camp on Thursday Night

[donkey sex]

Anyone want to hook up before Coachella and camp out somewhere in the desert on Thursday? We can build a firepit, roast some food, and get to know one another. I have an old acoustic guitar and know about seventy-five percent of Jack Johnson's catalogue.

[WattsUp]

[JustSteve]

^^^
fail....

[donkey sex]

Also have some horse shoes and maybe we can chip in together on a pony keg of Heine.

[JustSteve]

and maybe we can chip in together on a pony keg of Heine.

^^^
fail...

[gaypalmsprings]

three words: snakes, scorpions, coyotes

[JustSteve]

illegals,

[donkey sex]

Hairy monkey Prince fans weren't invited to camp anyway.

[Senor Cardgage]

Lets see.

Someone named "Donkey Sex" wants to meet me in the middle of nowhere...

Yeah, I kind of prefer my asshole in its current "Non-raped" state, thanks.

[Capple7]

What color is your van?

[Encaitare]

sounds like rape and murder to me.

[donkey sex]

It's a '76 Ford van, brownish in color with blankets covering the rear windows.

But we'd be spending most of the time outside, except for 'hot box' smoky action of course.

[ElBlueblazer]

^
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wheres the "you gonna get raped" Picture?

[fasttrack]

[donkey sex]

Where's all this rape coming from? Sounds like paranoid marijuana smokers to me. Or maybe people who were raped at past Coachellas. I heard a boy crying, borderline screaming, in the port-a-potty but just thought he was having a good time so I left the situation alone and went to check out New Order/NIN.

Official promise for Thursday camping: No rape, only consensual...if it goes that way.

[Dave Gravy]

I don't like the idea of getting raped while listening to someone sing "Banana Pancakes" to me.

[cooperb1]

fail

[donkey sex]

that coming from someone who consistantly types one word or one sentence answers. Fuckin Prince fans and dipshits...can't decide which is worse. Here I am extending a fun filled evening before Coachella begins and it gets shit on. I know you ain't gonna be doing nothing more than masturbating to internet photos hoping your mom doesn't barge into your room. Fuckin donkies.

Preferred Attendees:
- Native American women to dance around the fire topless
- Women with large rears

Non-invitee list:
- Guys who consider Prince their favorite musician (I can deal with the women...as long as they dont get their kinky, well hair sprayed hair too close to the fire. I dont want any lawsuits)
- People who respond with one word or short phrases and think they are clever
- Dumb white chicks with skunk hair (bleached blond over black)

[stinkbutt]

Native American women to dance around the fire topless

Not only does he want to rape you, but make stereotypes about your culture.

[donkey sex]

Alright, I am looking for rape! Hard, violent rape! I'd ask you to show up if your arse wasn't so smelly.

[faxman75]

three words: snakes, scorpions, coyotes

EXACTLY. No thanks.

[lostsoul86]

sounds like rape and murder to me.

lol ohh man that was funny

[M Sparks]

What color is your van?

Best 14th post ever.

[M Sparks]

I don't like the idea of getting raped while listening to someone sing "Banana Pancakes" to me.

Best 217th post ever.